While having tea at the coffee shop, I overheard two young guys talking. One said: "Women don't orgasm"
I have read about this farce before. It was started by a religious group.

If women don't orgasm..........

Then what is it called when my hips rise up, why do my eyes roll back into my head, my body shakes, my toes curl, all ten fingers clench, the legs go weak and I yell our lords name and at times, some obscenities?

What is that called? A sneeze? I don't think so.

I took my time getting out and about. It was the first day that my back felt normal, plus the spider bites aren't as huge and I don't have to wear the compression bandage. Sooooooo, I headed to the wharf. Now the wharf is only 5 minutes away and I usually walk there, but this time I drove and then walked around. What a gorgeous blue, sunny and bright day it was. I was lucky to get so many ocean wild life pictures and cannot possibly show them all now, so here are some of the ocean creatures I am so blessed to view anytime I want. I do know how lucky I am. I also know that one day, if luck permits. I can share this life with another.

There were thousands of Jelly Fish wandering the waters. It looked like the ocean was littered with orange puff cakes..lol


Then a seal appeared out of nowhere. Maybe he wanted some vogue time too.


As I sat there watching the seals swim in and out of the Jelly Fish, I felt a presence and then a seal barked. I looked down and all he wanted was attention too. So as soon as I took this pic, he jumped off the pier and swam away.


I walked to the other side of the Wharf to watch the seagulls attack the fishing boats. As soon as I sat down, a Pelican lumbered up and stood on a post right in front of me. Again, I wondered? For attention? I snapped the photo of the well poised bugger and guess what?


You got it! He did his best Tyra Banks pose and then flew away.


Who needs the Aquarium!! I have one right in my front yard! That was my quick one hour adventure for the day. But boy oh boy the wonderful ocean wildlife was what I needed. More to follow.

Hugs.

Woke up, thought about the errands to run........

Then thought...."Ah hell....No Hurry"




Happy Friday!

After the late night Intervention Call and today's Medi-Vac situation during a Ped vs. Car incident. I am tired.

My fridge doesn't have any bacon in it, but it does have some Baileys.
Time to snuggle on the couch and watch a moive. What would you like to watch with me?

I will miss him. He was the first member that I met here in 2004 and the very first one I talked to on the phone. He had a bold laugh and a kind heart. Even after I left, he called to check on me now and then over the 5 years I was gone.

Mont was the very first person to comment on my first post. He called me Darlin, told me that it was a good shot but to get a better webcam. How funny that has stuck with me.

In 2007, He clicked on my blog 11 times and commented 11 times to reach 100,000 in order to win a pic of his name on my body. The guy was fun to be around.



RIP my dear man.

I was ready for bed when the phone rang. It was a person who needed help.
As they were talking, I thought of this song. The words provided an avenue into their head and in turn it helped me, help them from doing any harm.

Beatles: Golden Slumbers.

Once there was a way to get back homeward
Once there was a way to get back home
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

Golden slumbers fill your eyes
Smiles awake you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby



I am off to bed, just in case she calls again.

meant to update and hit the delete button. What a goober.

It seems people thought my chest was talking today, instead of my mouth.
It's okay. I look forward to seeing the culprits later and asking them, what it was that I said during the morning brief.....lol

I'll cook me up some bacon and soothe my aches and pains that way.
Bacon, the best medicine ever! Pull up a plate and have some with me.

"Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life"
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