tight_wet_lips
Gift PremiumOdd yet delightfully intriguing. Morbid yet very very sweet. Sarcasm is part of who I am.....deal with it.
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Sunday, November 4, 2012, 2:00:25 AM- I do believe and accept that ...... | ||||||
Sometimes good things fall apart, So better things can fall together. Just give it time to see it. | ||||||
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Saturday, November 3, 2012, 5:38:21 AM- I am who I am. | ||||||
I have proven myself capable in a mans world. Let's face it, that's what it is. Women are needed in this world too. We can be soft yet strong... | ||||||
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Friday, November 2, 2012, 11:39:03 PM- Me and my rasberry bullets | ||||||
I was leaving work and the guys say "See ya in the morning" A guy that I do not know was there and commented "She's coming to the range? Does she know how to shoot?" I said "Yes" Simple anwser, no big deal. But then he had to push it. "Ooooh big girl, what's your choice?" I told him that I had a pink Glock 19 and I fill it with Raspberry bullets. | ||||||
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Friday, November 2, 2012, 5:34:28 AM- Boredom and Normal are not a part of my vocabulary | ||||||
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Thursday, November 1, 2012, 3:37:20 PM- Confession for the day.....The lil devil in me..........blame her | ||||||
Sometimes I like to drive up to fast food take out speakers and ask for directions. I like hearing the numerous ways in which the worker reacts. It's quite comical. One time, the person on the other end got me good. I had asked for directions and he said "The drive up window is not for directions. When I insisted he popped back "You buy some food first and then I'll give you directions. SNAP!! He got me! Today I just might have some fun.... Don't hate me because I'm a lil devil.....love me for it | ||||||
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Thursday, November 1, 2012, 4:54:22 AM- The lengths they go to is astounding! | ||||||
First they built huge catapults that shot bags of marijuana over the walls. Now they have built ramps to drive cars over. Yes, it failed but this was just the prototype. They will rebuild!! AP 5 hours ago: An SUV that suspected smugglers were attempting to drive over the U.S.-Mexico border fence became stuck at the top of a makeshift ramp early Wednesday. YUMA, Ariz. — Suspected smugglers tried to use ramps to drive an SUV over a 14-foot fence along the U.S.-Mexico border, but they abandoned the effort when it got stuck on top. U.S. Border Patrol spokesman Spencer Tippets says agents spotted the SUV perched atop the fence early Tuesday near the border between Arizona and California. Two people on the Mexican side were trying to free the Jeep when the agents approached. They ran further into Mexico. The Jeep was empty, but agents say it was probably filled with contraband like marijuana before it got stuck. The smugglers had built ramps that looked like long ladders to drive up and over the fence. Unbelievable | ||||||
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Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 10:39:09 PM- The 3rd Sexual Harassment Training Class. | ||||||
A question from one of the males. "What if I don't like the amount of cleavage being shown around the department"? He was serious but others still snickered. I advised him to take the matter up with his supervisor about dress codes. But in all honesty....some men are uncomfortable around women who show too much cleavage. I know women can be harsh when viewing other women and how they dress at work, but men? Do men really care? | ||||||
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Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 2:31:27 PM- Confession for the day. | ||||||
While getting dressed for work, I dance around naked everyday like a goofy teenager and sing pop 80s tunes. This mornings diddy was: Cindy Laupers "She Bop" I don't drink coffee, so this is how I get my body moving. Your confession for the day is? | ||||||
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Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 2:09:01 AM- She can cum!! Never thought she could! | ||||||
One of us needs to shut our windows. My neighbor squeals like a pig when he orgasms and by now I am used to his barnyard mannerisms. *See blog a few doors down* What was bewildering to me is that I never heard his girlfriend orgasm. Maybe she never had one? Maybe she was quiet? I did not know. Well tonight it was blast off! No barnyard noises from her....nooooooooooo. She sounded like an owl. hooo hooo hooo hooo hooo! So now I know. She can and does orgasm. I am so relieved! lol...*snicker* | ||||||
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Tuesday, October 30, 2012, 5:58:58 PM- Confession for the day. :) | ||||||
I like disco music. There, I said it. From time to time I listen to Donna Summers *whew*....I feel better. Your confession? Fess up~! You know you wanna.... | ||||||
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