Ladies and Gentleman,

If you have ever wondered what a man looks like naked and upside down.....here ya go!




Kind of cool if you ask me!
Explanation to follow.......lol *que evil laughter*

Why do men air blow their noses out in public? Are they afraid of tissue?



Men?

Sooooooooo naughty.

To the men and women who are serving and have served, You do so much for so little. I do so heartfully thank you for everything.



I slept in until 8 am.....lingered in bed and loved it!!
Checked emails and read blogs.....(done and done)
Now it is time to get dressed (can't stay naked all day) and go on the hunt for a pair of red boots for the blog challenge that Spicy and I have going on.

With his permission. MrCovers grin looks suprisingly like David Beckhams.....
hmmmmmmm? Becks? Are you hiding out on NN?

This is Becks grin. Now go look at Covers grin.



Up for a limited time....

After finishing up some training and courses for suicide intervention, I was able to accept a new position at work. I guess my goofy, twisted, bizarre personality paid off. I was really shocked to get the position....I mean, after all, I did drop the "F" bomb (in a silly way) during the interview....*oops*

Anti-Obama girl threatens to move to Australia, will be disappointed.
(Source) 1hr ago msn.NOW.com

Here's a tip: If you're going to express your displeasure with the U.S. presidential election by threatening to move to another country, make sure it's the right country. Kristen N**l, an 18-year-old Georgia girl, angrily pecked out 140 characters after the election, writing "I'm moving to Australia, because their president is a Christian and actually supports what he says." Um, wrong on every count. Australia has a prime minister, not a president, he's actually a she, and she's an unmarried atheist who lives with her male partner. "Congratulations on being the dumbest person in the world," one Sydney-based writer tweeted back. N**l has since deleted her account.
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PLEASE TAKE HER! She might be house broken, but we don't know for sure.

**Name hidden in order to protect the amazingly and deplorably stupid individual

The guy from the breakfast date a few weekends ago called. He was wondering if I would like to go out again. I told him no and that one date was enough. Then he said "I didn't mean it as a date date, more like maybe friends with benefits"

Now being who I am....(I say) with a polite, yet sarcastic tone in my voice "Don't two people have to be friends first?" He snickered as if I was kidding. I told him that I am not a friends with bennies kind of gal. He proceeded with a comment that (from my experience) doesn't set well with ANY single woman.

"You must get lonely and have needs?"

I hung up on him. I think I made my point clear. But then again, he might be so idiotic he could think that we lost connection..........lol

I'm sure all single men and women all over hear some crazy stuff.