And guess what? I am on holiday all this week. YAY! I didn't get my morning wake up call from the sounds of my neighbour fucking his girlfriend. But I did get the scent of bacon. Picture this: Homer Simpson drooling over donuts. Do you have that vision in you head? That is how I feel about bacon...*drooling* Which is odd, because it's also how I feel about orgasms. Bacon? Orgasms? Same feeling? Nice!!

Have a great Monday!

At times I feel as if I was born in the wrong era. I adore authentic retro burlesque drawings and photographs. Especially the original pin-ups. It could be a sketch or a photo, the women were erotic, titalating and poised. They always left something to the imagination and are still a timeless fantasy.

Makes note: Do not rent a cool lil sporty eclipse ever again.

I was taking advantage of a 2012 Eclipse and man does it have some get up and go! I got pulled over in 2 different cities. Due to some flirtatious behavior I was let off with some warnings. I may get upset with my boobs while I am sleeping, but they certainly do come in handy when being pulled over by a Motor Officer.

A smile and some cleavage go a long way.
Thank you cleavage...I do appreciate you.

Don't you agree?



Raise your hand if you have already had one today.

**Amended: I have had 2 so far today. I can't be the only one. Fess up.

The car I rented during vacation had a malfunction with it's door locks so I went to a rental office here in Huntington Beach. I walked up to the desk and here is how it went.

Clerk: What can I help you with?
Me: I'd like to take flying lessons.
Clerk: Then let me get you our fastest car.
Me: Good one dude.......lol. I love a sharp wit. Kudos to him!

I went on to my best friends baby shower and while saying hello and hugging everyone, my best friends Mom says..."Hi L, What are you doing here?" I let that one go, the woman is elderly and too sweet to pick on.

From the party I stopped to get something to snack on. I brought my tea and cookies to the counter and the cashier says "Do you want to pay for those?" lol........I replied "No, I want to ask you if I can steal them" He asked me if I was serious......lol. The guy finally caught on.

Did it end there? Oh no it didn't! I went to the pet store to get my son a new fish for his salt water tank. The lady asked me what the fish was for. WOW! No way did she ask this....no way! I responded with "I'm taking a sushi class and need it for practice" I thought she was going to hurl.

Lordy! Sometimes It's like shooting fish in a barrel. I am off to enjoy a margarita and a movie.

Ooooh so naughty

Sitting under a tree on Highway 1. The ocean is my life. I adore it and respect it. Just me, taking a break from the rain, detours, road construction, traffic, and pit stops. It is a good thing I am a patient person who loves to drive. I just roll along looking at the sights, singing out loud, dancing in my seat and giggling at idiotic drivers. Sometimes the other drivers giggle at me...lol. I get some funny looks when I am sitting in traffic and singing as if I am on Americas Got Talent...*snicker*

I left Monterey around noon and should be arriving in Orange County about 2100. It usually takes me about 6 hours to drive, but there is just something nice about taking your time on such a pleasant drive.

I think I'll stop in Malibu and get some sushi.

I was enjoying my tea this morning before I left for work. I sat in front of the window watching the rain and then like a little girl I started swinging my legs while singing "It's raining it's pouring, the old man is snoring" We all know the diddy. Then I started to wonder who in the hell wrote it? Soooooooo off to google I venture, but I never did get to the point of why I went to google in the first place. Here is how it played out.

*While looking for the origin of the song, I see an advertisement for shoes and ventured in, big mistake!
*Then saw a pair of shoes that reminded me of skirt I once had.
*Decided to look for the skirt
*While searching for the skirt, I noticed an article about dogs.
*From there I was on a dog website looking up beagles.
*While on the Beagle Website I see a picture of seascape...we all know where I went after that.......lol

I was off on a tangent as if I noticed a shiney penny and never did make it to google to search for the damn origin of the Rain Song. Some times things just go off in other directions........lol. I blame the internet for it all....it's bad, very very bad!

And don't say I'm blonde.....well I am, but don't say it. You do this too!

Continued from a previous blog.

Earlier today, I spoke with one of the officers who interviewed me last week. I thanked him for offering me the position that I wanted and he thanked me for accepting it and said my qualifications were perfect. I giggled a bit and told him that later on in the evening I realized I had used the word "fuck" during the interview board. He chuckled a bit too.

His words to me were "We all decided that if a woman can sweetly say "fuck" and then still smile, we want her on our team"

Now you have to know that when the word was used, I was telling a story that was indicative to a question asked of me. I'll explain the story I told them, in another blog.

I am going to enjoy the next phase of my career.

Hugs.

No more is the slow moaning "hoo hoo hoo hooo hoooo" as she orgasms. The owl is gone. This GF is a screamer. Even with the window closed I could still hear her. My alarm clock this morning was "oh ya oh ya oh ya, you know it, get it get it, get it hard, do it good do it good"
I have yet to give her a name. In time I will figure one out.

Nothing like starting the day out with a little play time. Lucky Girl!!

Maybe Nike can use a new slogan. "Do It Good"