Having a large family means one phone call leads to another and then to another. We don't need a telegraph office, we have my Sister M.

Last night M called. Sister M wanted to talk about Sister T, because Sister T was concerned over Sister J, because sister J got her feelings hurt by Sister V. over what Sister V said about Sister T. (got all of that?) She didn't stop a beat or take time to breathe.....lol. It was impressive!!! I finally deciphered what she was saying. But just to make sure I got it all right, I repeated it all back to her and M states "huh? you lost me"

There were times when I had wished I were an only child, but then I would not have the ability to roll my eyes over things a bubble minded sister does. You gotta love the bubbles!

I am sure most of you know how family members can get you rolling with some of the things they say.

I am off to work!

They have the Sesame Street Muppets on The Voice. As soon as I saw him I started laughing. All I can think of is Kermie jacking off!

I shouldn't have blogged that perverted gif down below. I will forever be haunted by a naughty frog. My twisted sense of humor is now biting me in the ass.

lol

***See blog down below for explanation. I woke up this morning with bruises on my knee and wrist from falling down. Like a dork I was in a hurry to answer the phone, as I was taking off my panties.



My wrist doesn't hurt that bad, but it my knees sure does!
lol..still laughing over it

Saw this on a board:

**If I hold the door open for people and they do not say "thank you", I should be allowed one attempt at tripping them**

That would be a great rule! I held the door open for a few people today, and not one said anything out of respect or courtesy. Darn meanies!

Today we begin the food and toy drives. While employees give at work, we also go out into the community and ask for donations. My favorite is the Caroling For Cans.

Because of all the natural disasters and the failing economy, it is becoming increasingly harder to receive donations because people need to think of their immediate families.

Then the other side is, because of all the natural disasters and failing economy and needy families, more and more donations are needed.

Even a $5 toy is heaven to a child who doesn't have anything and a can of corn means the world to a Mom and Dad who can't feed their kids. Last year we saw a little girl open a knock off $3 barbie, and let me say, the expression on her face was if she won the lottery.

I have high hopes that it all goes well!

We should offer him a membership on NN.

Did you know that if you try to run and answer the phone while taking your panties off, you will trip and fall?

Just sayin.....*snickers*
The only thing I hurt was my tummy. From laughing so much...hhaahha

I was proof reading a report for a work related fall. The supervisor writing the report is a bit brash and doesn't have one ounce of knowing how to be politically correct. A particularly large female had fallen going up the stairs. What he placed in the report was rather insulting. This is what he placed in the "Contributing Factors" area of the report.

"Cheap shoes that snapped under pressure"

When I advised him that his remark could bring about a lawsuit he laughed. I cited his lack of compassion towards an overweight person and tried to convince him that it was inappropriate. He saw the light when I showed him what I had written in my report if I submitted his as is.

"In reference to employee XXX, I concur with the work related fall, but do not agree with the supervisors ignorance or litigious comments towards contributing factors"

Some people need to be bitch slapped with words.

For those who don't, I hope this puts a smile on your faces.



*kisses*

His Girlfriend: Ohhhhhhh get it, get it, get it good. You know how to get it don't you! Oooh push it, you know it. Baby wants it, you know it.

Evidently my neighbor knows it. He must be a very smart man. He has been "knowing it" for the last 25 minutes. It is almost midnight and it's great to know that someone enjoys a good fucking on a work night. I almost broke out in song to Salt 'n' Pepas "Push it" They do make me giggle. I absolutely love it when two people are not afraid to voice their enjoyment with one another.