tight_wet_lips
Gift PremiumOdd yet delightfully intriguing. Morbid yet very very sweet. Sarcasm is part of who I am.....deal with it.
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Wednesday, December 5, 2012, 7:50:15 AM- A giggle for those waking up and for those about to go to bed. | ||||||
Serious signs re-created by graffiti to look funny. I love that there are people out in the world with a sense of humor. It tickles me. Personally, I think he listens to AC/DC If only this were TRUE!! But I can dream...*sigh* mmmm *drifts off..bacon* I do believe that Bill Posters was framed!! Free Bill!! Nuff said! I hope you snickered. | ||||||
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Wednesday, December 5, 2012, 3:58:41 AM- Can I see some Identification? | ||||||
A man walks into the agency: "Good Morning, I am Agent S, I would like to speak to whom ever is in charge" "May I see some identification?" (He gives me a short look....lol) "Sir, you could be Brad Pitt standing there and I would still ask for identification" Was it funny to him? Who gives a rats ass.....lol. I need some ID. | ||||||
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Tuesday, December 4, 2012, 11:02:50 PM- It's not a trash can. | ||||||
I drive a Chevy Silverado. He's my baby and I treat him well. At times people think that the bed of my truck is a trash can. What is wrong with people? Today I had to clear 4 soda cans and some candy wrappers out of it. A few years ago, I was with my best friend when we saw a guy throwing his sack of trash from a jack in the box in the bed. My best friend confronted him about it and his reply was that it was closed and didn't spill. Well, when he started to get in his car, L, took the bag and tossed it into his car.....lol. When he screamed "Hey Bitch!" Her reply was "It's a closed bag, it didn't spill" Ohhhhhhhhhhhh boy did he call her the C word. I just don't get rude people. *on another note, I have some blog reading to catch up on. | ||||||
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Tuesday, December 4, 2012, 5:20:42 AM- Why the Blog Game? | ||||||
Many reasons. 1. There are some members here who don't post nude pics. So this is a way of posting non-nude photos and still being a part of the fun and NN experience. Zeek Zombie and Spicy Purr (smoochies) comes to mind on this. And now there are other non-nudes who get involved. 2. There are some blogs that get passed over (unknown why) and now that they participate, others will now go back and read the blog of someone they have just viewed in the blog game. They will return to that players blog because something caught their eye. There are some amazing blogs, but because other NNers don't know them they don't make it a habit of commenting. The game allows them to see someone else. 3. The blog game also helps promote camaraderie and allows others to make new friends. The galleries may do that........but some members don't always view galleries. But after the blog game, they will see someone they like and go view them. 4. Some people just blog and this makes them feel they are part of us all who do post pictures. 5. FUN FUN FUN. It's all about the fun! 6. I noticed a great deal of NN names coming out of the woodwork commenting on blogs. Members that I had never seen commenting on the blogs before. They will probably go back and read the next blog that person puts up. There isn't an auction, no nudles to be had, no gifts, no promise of premium membership......just the promise that you will have fun and possibly make a new friend. It's all about the fun people!! Members interacting and giggling | ||||||
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Tuesday, December 4, 2012, 1:03:31 AM- It's Cuddle time | ||||||
I sleep in a variety of clothing. From naughty, dirty, sexy, playful, naked or manly. You never know. But one thing is for sure....I am always comfy! I like boxers and socks. I like soft and satiny I like baby dolls and frills. One thing is for sure..........I sleep well. Now all I need is a Teddy Bear. We have some great pics up....Check out all of the other players: Spicy_purr, Uschi, Safire13, onib28, Be4andAfter, nickey69, Cotton_balls, Whispermyname, Dreamingof_U, petiteprincess, GoingGreek, dziga, VTCali, avaitor757, MrCoverYou, kricket187, arabella_topaz, private parts, stardustdream, needsithard, lovemybabygirl, MissOwl, cub1112, RoxanneS. | ||||||
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Monday, December 3, 2012, 2:18:42 PM- It's Monday! | ||||||
I'm going in!! What a great day! I arrived at my new office and was told that I could go shopping for the office furniture of my choice. How cool is that? First off, I don't care for shopping...lol I know, I know...how can a woman think that way? Well, unless it is a pair of heels.......I'm not to fond of it. I look forward to checking in and seeing everyone start showing me their jammies. | ||||||
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Sunday, December 2, 2012, 10:15:05 PM- My walk in the fog and rain. | ||||||
Come rain or come shine, I will take my hikes. Either by the shore, the cliffs above, the hills or the woods. There are so many choices to enjoy. Today I sat on the cliffs and watched the surfers below. Surfers will always come out in a storm. Why wouldn't they? The waves are killer! A looooooong time ago, I used to jump into the stormy ocean to surf. But then I learned my lesson. I still remember it. At the age of 23 I was taken under a wave, run through the under toe like a washing machine and spit out like yesterdays gum. I thought the churning would never end. I held my breath and relaxed my body and just let it spit me out when it was done with me. After laying on the sand for a good length of time I decided to never surf during a storm again. I still prefer the stormy ocean more than a peaceful one. There is such power and strength and unpredictability. When I looked to my right, not more than 8 feet away this Seagull was watching too.....lol | ||||||
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Sunday, December 2, 2012, 5:05:46 PM- For the Dog Fans. | ||||||
When ya gotta go, YA GOTTA GO!! It's not a bird, it's not a plane, IT'S UNDERDOG! They bring such joy and smiles to our lives over their emotions. I hope this brings a grin or a giggle to your day. | ||||||
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Sunday, December 2, 2012, 8:19:23 AM- The players in the "It's Cuddle Time" Blog your jammies game | ||||||
So far these are the players. Spicy_purr, Uschi, Safire13, onib28, Be4andAfter, nickey69, Cotton_balls, Whispermyname, Dreamingof_U, petiteprincess, GoingGreek, dziga, VTCali, avaitor757, MrCoverYou, kricket187, arabella_topaz ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The players have increased since our last blog game. I am so happy! Remember the list of players so everyone can go and view all of the participants. That is what this fun is all about. Watching the blog fun for everyone. I am giddy about the men wanting to play. Be goofy, Be Serious, Be Sexy...it doesn't matter...just be you. Remember when the game takes place and time. You can read all about it, 6 blogs down. | ||||||
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Sunday, December 2, 2012, 3:18:40 AM- There isn't a short supply of peppermint | ||||||
I was in the mood for a Banana Shake so I went to the local ice cream parlour. The young girl behind the counter asked me if I would like to try the New Peppermint Shake. I said "No Thank you" She said, "they are good" Again, I reply "No Thank You' Then she says "The Holiday Peppermint Shakes are only here during December, are you sure?" Ok, I had to go there.........yes......you know it. The polite and goofy way I deal with things. My reply was kind, so don't worry. I said "Is there a shortage of peppermint that I don't know about?" Are the peppermint makers on strike?" She laughed and told me that it was the first time someone made her smile today and thanked me. There wasn't anyone else in the shop so she told me that she had to push the crappy peppermint shakes. Too funny! She gave me my shake for free. Sometimes a goofy sarcastic remark can make someone smile. | ||||||
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