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Odd yet delightfully intriguing. Morbid yet very very sweet. Sarcasm is part of who I am.....deal with it.

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Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 11:33:11 PM- Protesting Makes You Hungry

lol

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"well killing them and frying them .. That sounds lie torture.. Tasty torture. :)"- sexybitch76shuby

Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 3:13:52 PM- Sleeping

I don't sleep in one particular position. It's pretty much however I feel comfortable. I was lying there in the dark and thought about those numerous positions and the one I don't sleep in at home. Sideways.

When I travel, I always sleep sideways in a hotel bed. I cannot begin to explain how that began or why.

When you are away from home and in a hotel bed, do you sleep differently?

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"I have never done a detailed analysis of my sleeping positions. But maybe I should put the cam on while I sleep. This could lead to a monumental discovery. Or it could be I roll around a lot and snore."- amancalledpony

Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 5:26:07 AM- A bath leaves me feeling rather frisky and soft..I am off to bed. I leave you with this.

Just a lil more about me....

xx

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"Always nice to know more! <<hugs>>"- guitartxn

Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 2:47:05 AM- I had no clue

Continuing the "tired" blog below.

During briefing yesterday I barely had things ready for reporting. I was swamped. The officer in charge said "Your assistant should get on the ball" I thought he was kidding and making fun of me. But it turns out that I am authorized to have an assistant working for me with my caseload. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh you have no idea how happy I am!

I am so happy I would dance naked inside of a church on Easter Sunday and not care if I were arrested and sent to jail during a long weekend when court for arraignments are not in session.

Now that is pretty gosh darn happy!!

Soooooooo tell me, what is new with you?

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"Whooo Hooo darlin! Glad to hear it =)"- TexasCactus

Tuesday, December 11, 2012, 10:11:46 PM- OUCHIEEEEEEE!

I have heard of rug burn, but not ring burn

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I like how this guys friend grabs his own crotch out of sympathy pain...lol
And you know damn well he is saying "ooooooooh Dude!!"

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"Ouuuuuuchieeeeeeee indeed"- Viszla1

Tuesday, December 11, 2012, 3:10:49 PM- I have 2 questions.

Why do I stub my toe in the dark? It's my house I know the layout

Why does buttered bread fall butter side down

I have a hurt toe and butter on my floor. At least I have my bacon!

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"Boy, you sure do have trouble walking...stub toe, answering phone, etc. Be careful lol"- mnaquarius

Tuesday, December 11, 2012, 2:44:53 AM- Loooooooong day!!

I was

all freaking day and did not sit down until I got home...Whew!!

I'm as sleepy as a

and will be going to bed soon..... ZZzzzzzzZz

I am

because I am too tired to perv and read all of the blog updates written by everyone.

But! I leave with a bit of good news. I was told that I will be getting an assistant. YAY!

I bid you all good night and will catch up with blogs and the fun, tomorrow. Toodles!!

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"Congrats and get some rest! xx"- bOObzman

Monday, December 10, 2012, 7:34:26 AM- Ok, it's time again! The Blog Challenge

The theme of the next blog challenge is CANDY! Title: "Eat My Sweets"

You can play it up with a song that has a Candy Title: Example; Lollipop Lollipop, or the 80's song "I want candy" etc etc. Or you can play with Christmas Candy..etc etc. What ever your favorite sweet/candy is play with it!

You have one week to get ready. If you want to play, sign up here, or send me an email. I will make the list.

Candy! The title to this challenge is "Eat My Sweets"

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"Shoot,what fluffy girl can pass on candy? I'm in."- 12gaugefan

Monday, December 10, 2012, 2:03:26 AM- An early Christmas gift from my son

Pardon me, but it's a proud Mommy moment. Both of my sons are creative and I am so very proud to have their art hanging in my home. I can only guess that they get their talent from me, since their father can only draw stick people......lol. Anyhoo......my youngest sent me this painting. He created it using spray paint which is a form of painting called Aerosolgrafia. Can you believe that this is spray paint? It looks like water colors.

It was supposed to be here in time to remember John Lennon, but the package was delivered to my neighbor on Friday by mistake and she brought it over to me just a while ago.

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"You must be one proud mama"- By-the-Sea

Sunday, December 9, 2012, 4:53:38 PM- There is someone for everyone.

Did I miss my chance? What if my someone was the guy who xxxxxx me to leave the grocery store because he was staring at me and following me too much?

lol....

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"Lol@ Lenny and Voy and how sweet body master. When you least expect it Tighty...xxx"- Whispermyname

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