tight_wet_lips
Gift PremiumOdd yet delightfully intriguing. Morbid yet very very sweet. Sarcasm is part of who I am.....deal with it.
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Friday, March 1, 2013, 5:40:10 AM- You know this has happened to many of us. | ||||||
Remember, don't let one pussy take your mind off of the important pussy. | ||||||
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Thursday, February 28, 2013, 7:00:01 PM- Co-signing on loans | ||||||
My Dad had a stern and constant answer for anyone asking him to co-sign a loan. "NO, Not at all" He wouldn't even co-sign for family members or even his own children. It didn't make him a bad man, it made him a wise man. As little as he had, he paid his own bills and on time. My niece called and asked me to co-sign a loan for a car. My response was "No, Not at all" I wasn't going to preach to her, but I was going to suggest a temporary 2nd job so she could earn it, but she hung up on me before I could suggest it. Oh well. Views? Sign for a loan? I mean, even if they are responsible, what if something happened and you are stuck? | ||||||
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 9:42:06 PM- Red and Blue behind me. | ||||||
I was pulled over (again) for excess of speed. Yes, I was going fast. As a matter of fact I was going 74 mph in a 65 mph on the freeway. I was ready for him..... Engine off, Radio off, Window down, License and Registration at the ready and a smile. He approached and asked: CHP: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: Why yes I do! I was traveling in excess of speed of 9 mph over the 65 speed limit. **big grin** He was so shocked by my admittance of guilt that he stood there for a few seconds and said "You ruined my opening line" I was let go with a warning when I said "We can do this over again if you want?" This time I wasn't let go because of my boobs. Sometimes a sense of humor and making an officer laugh will do it. [img]http://www.animated-gifs.eu/transportation-police/0029.gif[/img] | ||||||
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 5:59:28 AM- I miss my best friend | ||||||
She was great at showing "The Hand".....we all know what that means...lol L. did it constantly. I wished I had counted how many times in one day that she would do it. It was funny to hear her say "What Ever" While performing *the hand / neck snapping / head tilting / eye rolling* combo. It was perfection!! I was never one to do "The Hand" She did it enough for the two of us. It never bothered me, but man did people dislike her for it. Then again, a lot of people didn't like her. But L didn't care. She had me! Hahahaha. L is in my heart and she is in my memories each time I see anyone giving "The Hand" gesture. Gotta love those irritating yet lovable mannerisms. | ||||||
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Tuesday, February 26, 2013, 10:04:24 PM- Who says white dogs can't dance? | ||||||
1.. 2.. 3.. cha cha cha.....1.. 2.. 3...cha cha cha | ||||||
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Tuesday, February 26, 2013, 7:19:45 AM- Remembering who I am and what I can do. | ||||||
The soft nature of a person does not mean weakness. Remember: Nothing is softer than water, but it's force can break the strongest of rocks. Rishika After work I wanted to watch the ocean waves crash against the rocks. Today it was important to remember this quote and the meaning behind it. | ||||||
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Monday, February 25, 2013, 10:34:07 PM- I am going through withdrawals. | ||||||
Too busy to read the precious blogs that I enjoy so much? You bet! It sucks! I am going through withdrawals. Is there an intervention group for that? It doesn't matter who writes them, I will read them. Tonight! I will read the blogs. The curiosity is killing me! lol. Yes, I am a goober. | ||||||
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Monday, February 25, 2013, 7:31:24 AM- Darn sister, she has a habit of calling late. | ||||||
phone rings. It's M. M: Hi! What time is it there? Me: Um? M, you live in Oregon, not the other side of the world. M: Well you said that you might be going to see the boys in San Diego this weekend. Me: Um? M???? San Diego is still in the same time zone. M: I guess I must still be on Florida time. Me: Oh, did you go see the grandkids? M: No. Why? This woman has a Teaching Degree, a Masters Degree in Arts and a Bachelors in Business. I wonder if she has stuck a fork in a toaster one time too many. I can sleep now. She is safely tucked in bed. | ||||||
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Monday, February 25, 2013, 1:22:31 AM- *ugh* The future is in the hands of the young. | ||||||
I am so disappointed in the young. I over heard two teenagers talking. They appeared to be in high school. Here are a couple of wonderful comments. "Where is you going?" "You ain't not gonna buy that" "You gets the cookie dough" and there were a couple of "Why fors" in there. If I uttered one word that was improper when speaking, my Dad was all over me. | ||||||
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Sunday, February 24, 2013, 5:59:55 AM- Blog Challenge Time! Who is that behind those Foster Grants? | ||||||
This challenge was supposed to be for a particular NNer, but she is taking a break... I will do this one in her honor. She wanted to see our eyes, so let's still do it. The challenge is to wear sunglasses and then peak over them showing your eyes. You can do full body shots, close up face and eyes or just the eyes and for those secretive players....just wear the sunglasses It is your choice. It is up to you if you want to be nude. Not all blogs are about nudity. **Wear: serious glasses, retro glasses, sexy ones, funny ones, inside the house or outside in nature. **Title your blog "Cum See Me" **We will play in 8 days. That means a week from this Monday **Since this is a double shot, 2 to 4 pics in your blog. **Post the names of the other players under your pics. **Just sign up below. Let's have some fun again! I promised this challenge would be easy or else you could spank me. You cannot tell me this one isn't easy.........so HA HA HA!! Neener neener boo boo! | ||||||
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