Before I go to bed, I can read Serial Killer books and am reading about Randy Kraft right now, but I can't look at a dangling loose tooth.

Show me a dismembered body and I am fine, yet a moldy apple grosses me out.

I can scratch my nails across a chalkboard and not have a care in the world...ironically I cannot listen to Styrofoam rubbing together.

Even though I have had a few spider bites that have left scars on my body, I still find them appealing and they intrigue me. Here is the kicker.....lol...a harmless June Bug with it's squeeky noise and legs totally freaks me out!

Just a few weird facts about silly me.

A guy by the nickname of Peejet has become quite the popular photo shopping guru on the net. And they are not kidding! Hey Big? What do you think of these photos?





I don't know about you, but he is good!

Erotic non nude or an implied nude can be just as sexy and alluring as a totally nude body. If you want to show how this can be proven, then prove it here in your blog. This is NOT a fully clothed challenge or a totally nude challenge...it is an erotic non-nude that has an implication of being nude.

Erotic photography is one of my areas of interest and something I take seriously. There are many members on this site who have taken some non-fully nude pics and they are fantastic! But the trick is to NOT BE NUDE. The imagination is there, you can use yours. So show me what you can do without being Nude, but the prospect of being nude is implied. *As you can see, I used one of my own pics as an example.

***Now this is important! If you want to show the "Before and After" pic of your implied nude, go ahead.

Here are the rules. Pay attention.
**1 to 6 pis in your blog. 2 Extra for before and after shots.
**Title your blog "Nude or Not"
**YOU CANNOT use old photos.
**NO Photo shopping of props is allowed. But you can write using photo shop.
**For those showing 'Before and After' shots, you can post up to 6 pics
**We play 8 days from tonight. This Means Monday and Tuesday of next week.
**When the time of the games arrives, please post the names of the players under your pics.
**If you are new to the games, please ask me anything you want.






Show everyone your erotic and alluring nature. Let's get some blood flowing here.

Just one more use for it! Who knew?

It isn't quite summer here, but today was a warm breezy day. The differences in the ocean during the seasons, the weather or the subtle changes between day and night are such a pleasure. One day the water can be somber and calm, the next day it can be angry or cruel. Today the water was calm and the sand was still. The grass was comforting and dry enough to relax upon. I love the scent of the grass. It has a dark musky sweet scent with just a hint of sage. During a small breeze the salty air floats on by just as your nose is getting used to the smell of the grass. I sat back in the grass and enjoyed a book about serial killers. My day was quiet and that is exactly what I needed. Due to my groin pull, I was xxxxxx to limit my walk to just across the street. Hopefully next weekend I will be able to continue my long walks. I would love to walk into Carmel.



Good Night Everyone.

My niece (30 yrs old) wants to get braces and was weighing the pros and cons.
S. sent me an email asking me what I thought.
My response was this:



Too much?

I was taking laps in the pool earlier. At times there are other swimmers who would like to share the lane with you. Pool etiquette is that you get the attention of the swimmer already in the pool and signify that they are joining you. The nard joining me in my lane did not afford me a courtesy gesture. As I was swimming I caught him in the corner of my eye as I was coming up for air and had to jerk my leg around in order to keep from kicking him.

I pulled a groin muscle!


That is NOT how I want my groin pulled. It is sooooooooooooooo not worth it.
Oh it involved a man, but not in the right context.
I want a "bow-chikka-bow-bow" groin pull.

This guy snuck the curtain in without her knowledge....lol



Bathroom accessory scares the crap out of girlfriend
[Source] Trending topic: msnNOW.com; 13 hrs ago

If your girlfriend walks into your bathroom and your shower curtain makes her scream so loud the neighbors come knocking, you should change that shower curtain. We certainly know who we blame in this scenario: Reddit user and interior decorator/master of horror MrBanana6261). We don't blame the person screaming: This curtain is creepy! On the other hand, perhaps terrifying bath accessories are a good way to meet neighbors and the police. Still, we like to relax in the shower, so if we’re going to install a decoration that looks like a psycho about to pounce, we’d put it closer to our coffee maker for a little morning wake-up call.
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On the bright side of this joke, if you are going to have a bowel movement out of fear, the bathroom in fact would be the best place for it to happen. I wonder if she beat the shit out of him when she was done screaming?

I want to order one of these and invite my sister over.

To those heading off to bed:
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To those beginning their day:


For everyone in between, I hope you rocked your day in style!
Toodles!

Remember a few blogs back when I mentioned that I had a discussion with another NNer and I had laughed so hard my tummy ached, I lost my breath and looked like a spastic seal? Well, that conversation was about taking pictures and being careful what you do and how you do it. Guitar and I were talking about the "Wet Me Down" blog challenge. I remembered one of the themes that I had dared people to post in a picture challenge a few years back. Dipping ourselves in anything that came to mind.

I had chosen chocolate. It was just so much fun to play in the melted chocolate that I did not concern myself on how it would look or how I positioned it. I let it drip down my ass and onto my thighs. It wasn't until I had posted the pictures when another dear NN friend called me on the phone and was laughing his ass off. Mont called (He was trying so hard to stop from laughing) and said "Tighty, you might want to take the pictures down. It looks like you crapped on yourself" I remember this so well and when I was telling Guitar about it, we both couldn't stop from laughing. It is good to have friends close enough in which they can tell you to wipe your ass.

Of course I did take the pictures down, but not until after the laughs had begun. I am laughing now at the thought of it all.