Ooops!


Sometimes, Even I know when to laugh at the police.


Classic!

An officer from work brought me lunch today. During my entire career I have known that my 2nd family is sometimes closer to me than anyone else.

A family doesn't have to be created in the blood they share.
At times, a loving family is made up of so much more.

Back by popular demand! Flesh Cards!
This is the only blog challenge that will be repeated every few months. It happens to be a favorite of mine and many others. There are a number of new players to the challenges and I feel as if they would like to get their words out too.

It is time again to send out a message, a funny note, a thought, feeling, quote, PSA-Public Service Announcement or a description of who you are. Hand Write it on any part of your body or color it in pictures, but make sure it is written personally. *Please be mindful of hateful personal messages towards another. That would not be nice.

Get your thoughts in order and let the Flesh messages begin!





THE RULES ARE: (please read them)
**You don't have to be nude if you don't want to be. Nudes or Non Nudes, that is your choice.
**Post 1 to 4 pics in your blog.
**Title your blog: "Flesh Cards part Deux"
**NO PHOTO SHOPPING OF WORDS. They must be written by you.
**You are NOT ALLOWED to use old photos. This is a challenge to think of new pics.
**When the times comes, post the participants of the blog challenge under your pics.
**Next Week are the games.....so we play in 8 days. This means one week from this Monday and Tuesday. The players have grown in numbers, so we will be posting on both Monday and Tuesday.

Put your thinking caps on and let us know something about you.

Please, if you need any assistance, email me and I will be happy to help!
Sign up below if you dare to be challenged!

Been there!


Bring it on Cover...lol

It's that time to wish you a goodnight....Sleep well................

lol.......





I know.......I am bad........bad bad bad.
I need to be spanked and sent to my room....hahahaahhaaha

Yesterday at the docs office, I was ordered to stay home on the couch today and keep the ankle lifted. He says "Just vegg all day and watch movies" Do you know how hard that is for me? Not the part about following orders, I can follow orders (most of the time..tee hee). It is just so hard to look out the window on such a bright sunny day and NOT go outside! Oh sure, I have my books, my work cell, a laptop and movies in the que....it's all good.
What's missing is a naked house guy serving me cheese and wine.



Someone go have fun for me,

Something for both the men and the women. A lil tease.






Either way, these may put a smile on your face.

A young woman of Asian Persuasion called today. She wanted to complain about an officer who did not call her as he had promised he would. Her story: They met last Friday night at B___ Bar, he bought her some drinks, he was nice and had a great voice, they went to a hotel room and well you know.....(her words) 'made love. *I almost giggled out loud over that line* I asked her how she knew where he worked. Evidently she went through his wallet and credentials while he was taking a shower. Then I told her that I could not file a complaint on anyone when two adults meet for a one night stand. She kept whining over the promise to call her back and even said that the other men call her back. Again, I told her that I could understand why she was upset *still holding my laughter in* but that this is a lesson to be learned to not get a hotel room with strange men. She then said "But he looked so nice" More questions revealed that she was new to the U.S. here on a Student Visa. I cannot wait to tell the officer that next time he takes a one nighter out.....he needs to take his wallet to the bathroom with him.

Men, do remember to keep your wallets hidden when you fuck and chuck a woman.

I love this kind of stuff! Man I love my job!

Just because you are on a bicycle, it does not mean you have the run of the road. You still have to follow the traffic laws. As of late, there is a lot of bitching & moaning going on in San Francisco over the sentencing of several bicyclists who either ran red lights or stop signs and either hurt or killed pedestrians. When I was a kid, we had to take bicycle classes and learn bicycle rules and traffic laws before we were given bicycle licenses. How funny that they don't give those classes anymore. Man, we had to take them every year from 1st grade on up to the 6th grade.

I admit to giving a few riders tickets for not following traffic laws. For years I have come close to hitting them in my own vehicle when they blow a stop sign and it does scare me. If there are traffic laws and they break them, they also deserve to get fined or sentenced if someone ends up hurt or killed because of their dangerous riding practices.

Just be safe out there

It was hip twisting, head banging and karaoke time in my office. This is a great song to let loose to. Little did I know... as I was dancing around my filing cabinets doing some paper shredding, the officers that were supposed to be at lunch...were not. They were standing at my office door quietly watching me. Ahhhh, who cares! I have no shame when it comes to having fun at work. Tomorrow is Frank Sinatra Day. I do like to croon.

Enjoy the video.