A news station is in trouble for NOT confirming the flight crews real names and an intern is going to be fired for making up racist names as a joke. This was actually aired on live television. You cannot make this stuff up people!

Just in case the video gets pulled: The names that were made up to seem funny were: The Captain is; Sum Ting Wong and the Crew; Ho Lee Fuk, Wii To Lo and Bang Ding Ow.


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Numerous jokes flooded the news station and various social medias mocking the idiots who actually read these names out loud.
The comments were:
**The reporter must be Sum Dum Ho.
**When the station gets slapped with a lawsuit, The Defendant is Mie Soo Yu.
**Rumor has it the judge will be the Honorable Yoo Gil Tee.
**They; forgot the stewardess, Lan Ding Gon Wong.
**She makes Ron Burgundy look like a genius.

I sent this to my nieces (who by the way are Japanese) and they laughed their asses off!

I love reading the newspaper. I am a geek when it comes to the ink and the smell of the paper.
Every Sunday I looked forward to one particular sick and twisted cartoon. The Far Side.





I think that I will go find my Far Side books and laugh at the genius who created these classic pictures.

Got a favorite cartoon?

Well? Do you? What would your name be? What is the title of your movie? What if you had a co-star? Would you name her/him? Do as you please and give us that raunchy name and title. Give us the WOW and Bow Chicka Bow Bow....or for some Brown Chicken Brown Cow........ Heck, you men could even wear a cheesy 70's porn stache. Let's make Bambi Woods and Ron Jeremy proud!!

Create your own advertisement for your movie!

It is advisable that you READ ALL OF THE BLOG for instructions;
You can go one of two ways in how you go about this.
---Use photo shop or not when detailing the movie poster.
---You can write all of the information in the blog or write it across your movie poster in letters.

Sample #1. {no photo shop letters}
Mammary Studios Presents
Norma Mellons
In
Choke On These Baby!!....


Sample #2


Sample #3


Play with it. You can describe your movie with a plot or not. The point is to give yourself a name and the title of a movie. You can add the co-star and the movie studios if you want. Think back to the best era of porn movie ever! The 60's and 70's.

THE RULES ARE:
** You don't have to be nude if you don't want to be. Nudes or Non Nudes, that is your choice.
**Post 1 to 4 pics in your blog.
**Title your blog: "So You WaNNa Be A PorNN Star"
**NO PHOTO SHOPPING OF PROPS IS ALLOWED.
**But you can WRITE on your pic with photo shop.
** You are NOT ALLOWED to use old photos. This is a challenge to think of new pics.
**When the times comes, post the participants of the blog challenge under your pics.
**Next Week are the games.....so we play in 8 days. This means one week from this Monday and Tuesday. The players have grown in numbers, so we will be posting on both Monday and Tuesday.

Come on! You are an Ad Agent! Now get down to business making your best selling porn poster and show us how you would make the big bucks of porn!

Please, if you need any assistance, email me and I will be happy to help!
Sign up below if you dare to be challenged!

There I was, under the blankies feeling snuggly warm and safe. I thought? Did I lock the door? Oh well, I was already feeling snuggled. But why was I feeling safe under a blankie?.........lol.
It's not like a raging killer is going to break in, come at me and think.....

I'm going to ki....ahh shit! She's under a blanket...damn!

But it is now official. I have a fever and just want to pull the covers over my head.



No blog challenge announcement tonight. I just wasn't feeling up to it.
Nigh Night.

There should be a Lego Category here on NN for the Lego Buffs.











Can you tell what was on my mind this morning?

I do not shy away from an open conversation. I think all of you have figured this out. When I am asked a question I answer it. Today I was asked if I was afraid to love, if know how to love, want be loved or want to fall in love. The answers are: No, Yes, Yes and Yes. I have had serious relationships and was married before and not one of the above emotions of love scared me or were new to me. I can do all of them quite well when the moment arises and want to feel them again before I die. I can assure you that there are a ton of single individuals who would like love back in their lives. I know that I miss everything about being in love and loving. THE MISCONCEPTION: Just because one single person has trouble with love, it doesn't mean all single people lack the ability to feel those deep emotions.

So I turned the conversation on her about misconceptions.
I asked her: Are you in love with your husband?
Her reply was: Of course I love my husband!
Me: No no no....are you "In Love" with your husband?
Me: So all married people are in love?
Her: Yes, they are.

What a young naive little bubble. According to her, being In Love and Loving are one in the same. We went back and forth. So I had to equate what I meant in terms that she would understand. Something that relates to law enforcement!

Okay I said, think of this; A flat head screw driver is a burglars tool, but not everyone who carries a flat head screw driver is a burglar. Therefore every one who is in love, loves....but not every one who loves, is in love.

The light went off in her head....*Bing*

-They are big and you feel safe in them, just in case of an accident.
-You sit higher and you can look down into the cars that are smaller than your truck.
-People move out of your way when they see you coming at them.
-They have tons of power.
-You can put big ole tires on them and look meaner.
-They can go off road and not have to worry about the axle as much as a regular car.
-You can drive through flooded waters easier because the engine is higher.
-They never go out of style and can still look classic even when they are 50 years old.
-You can take them camping or to a drive in and use the bed of the truck as an actual bed.
-I don't have to worry about purchasing large items or a ton of groceries
-And most of all..........Chicks look good in trucks...lol.

The one and only downfall of owning a truck?
Everybody wants to borrow it when they move. Even the people you have not heard from in months and months!
Sister V. is moving to Oregon to be nearer her kids and grand kids. Guess who was called first?

As much as I love her.....I have one rule

Even I cringed!








Guys? I hope these didn't make your willies curl up?

There are furloughs being handed out left and right to the city, state and government workers. We were told that we will be hit with furloughs as well. Losing pay is not going to be easy on anyone. So during a meeting we were told that we need to be aware and prepared to deal with a jump in depression, suicidal ideologies/ideations and suicide threats.

In one sentence we get told you will be going on out furloughs and that we need to be aware and supportive to those in need. Yes, that makes sense.......cut our hours and then tell us we will be needed more while we are out on a furlough day. A jump in possible suicides while no one is there to help? We are in for a bumpy ride. I refuse to give up my phone. I won't. Someone has to be there. Just one person.

The career politician should never have been allowed. They are more hurtful than helpful.