She dropped her phone as she was watering the grass. T had read that you are supposed to put your phone in rice as soon as possible. So told me that she ran into the house and immediately put the phone in a bowl of rice. She waited the 24 hours and pulled it out but it didn't work. As I was talking with her I asked her to open it up and see if she had put the battery upside down. T mentioned that the battery couldn't be upside down because it was working before it fell under the water hose.
Hmmmmmmm? I said "T? Did you dismantle the phone and take the battery out before you put all the pieces in the rice?
Sis T: I'll do it now.

When my sisters are ready for a care home, I am going to make sure that they share the same room. It would take too much out of me to keep track of them in separate homes. Plus, they can keep each other entertained.

We're all proud of where we live. Show us just how proud! Display in your pictures, on your body or in the background the pride you feel about the country or state in which you live. This time I want us all to go above and beyond to show our pride. The sky is the limit! Show pride in one or the other...oooorr both!
Choose your country.


Or show your pride in your state by displaying your state flower.

Example flowers: Texas, California, Florida, Georgia, Colorado.

THE RULES ARE: (please read them)
**You don't have to be nude if you don't want to be. Nudes or Non Nudes, that is your choice.
**Post 1 to 4 pics in your blog.
**Title your blog: "CouNNtry Pride"
**NO PHOTO SHOPPING OF PROPS; But you can photo shop words.
**You are NOT ALLOWED to use old photos. This is a challenge to think of new pics.
**When the times comes, post the participants of the blog challenge under your pics.
**Next Week are the games.....so we play in 6 days. This means next Monday and Tuesday. The players have grown in numbers, so we will be posting on both Monday and Tuesday.

Are you game? Do you want to be challenged? Cum and play with us. I dare you!
Sign up below.

Kaotic Evil mentioned that I did not post the Blog Challenge announcement. She is correct. My son was here and then I had to take care of the dreaded virus. I do not have a valid excuse for not posting it last night. I was lazy. There, I said it...I was lazy and deserve a wet noodle spanking.

I will post the Blog Challenge announcement tonight.

Now about that spanking....oooo la la

After my son left, I took a nap, then cleaned up and cooked a bit. It was time to log on and catch up on the blogs, perv and wreak havoc.
But noooooooooooooo, something else was in the cards. The dreaded, horrible, scary, and frightful virus! The "FBI has locked your computer for viewing illegal content" Virus. What? I just logged onto NN, I haven't seen one naked body yet....lol. I couldn't get to anything and knew that I would have to use key strokes to get through the back door. So I made a few calls, but no one was home. I decided to head to Best Buy for a bit of information.
Here is the conversation with the attendant @ 5:08 pm:
Me: I would like to see the tech about my computer.
Attendant: Sure, we have an opening at 5:30.
Me: I'll take it.
(She opens her computer and goes to a screen so she can enter the information.)
Attendant: May I have your name. (she types it in) *mind you, she is on the internet*
Me: I gave her my first name.
Attendant: Last name?
Me: It isn't necessary to give you that information yet.
Attendant: I need it for the work order.
Me: I haven't decided if I am going to let you take the computer, therefore a work order isn't needed at this time.
Attendant: Fine. Can I have your email address?
Me: I don't want to give you my email address. You can't contact me, my laptop is down.
Attendant: I need this for our records.
Me: No, you need it to send me advertisements later.
Attendant: Can I have your phone number?
Me: I don't want to give you my phone number.
Attendant: Ma'am, we need it to call you when the tech is ready for you.
Me: No you don't. You told me my appointment is at 5:30, so I will be right here sitting down. He can call my name.
Attendant: I guess asking you for your address is out of the question?
Me: You're catching on.

After the fiasco of unnecessary questions, she tells me that the initial diagnosis fee is $200. WHAT! (I actually said that out loud....lol) I then proceed to say "Are you smoking crack!...I am not paying your tech $200 to push one key" I toddled on home and after a few questions from some beloved NNers, I figured out which key stroke to use and BAM BAM!...a few promts and some head smarts...I make it past the damn virus in ten minutes. $200 my ass! You can bite my ass Best Buy!

There are lessons for everyone to learn here.
1. Just because a store wants your personal information, it doesn't mean that it is necessary to give it to them.
2. You never know what you can accomplish unless you try it yourself!

Do you think a Grammar Nazi should start a dating site built specifically for those with this affliction?

But it is a good kind of exhaustion. I had a great time with my youngest son and his girlfriend.
They leave in the morning for Burning Man. I'm so tired the hair in my nose hurts.
Going to bed now.

Assume the Position!



Lego Police Shoot Out. We said "Stop! Police" Who knew Legos could bleed?

My youngest son and and his girlfriend will be coming by tonight. From a prior blog, I am not supposed to know. But his brother let it out of the bag. I am uber uber excited! Did say uber uber? I mean extremely uber!


Can you feel the excitement?

For those heading off to bed.


For those starting the day.



Now give me a smile ya bunch of pervs!