tight_wet_lips
Gift PremiumOdd yet delightfully intriguing. Morbid yet very very sweet. Sarcasm is part of who I am.....deal with it.
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Monday, September 9, 2013, 5:42:57 PM- Done! | ||||||
The melanomas were removed / cauterized and now the healing begins. He will have to be checked for any future lesions every 6 months for 5 to 7 years. I wanted to be in the surgical room to watch...lol...(your're thinking ICK right now....lol) When I was 18 years old, a small melanoma about the size of my pinkie finger nail was burned off of my back. The smell was too cool! *again, I know that I am strange* But the ex's doctor wouldn't allow me into the Op Room. Darn it! I did sit in the exam room and the doctor asked about my knee and wrist. So I told him. The Ex had to speak up and say "Don't let her near any sharp objects" The doc said "That bad, eh?" Then the laughter began and the ex went on to say....oh yes, I could tell you some stories....(laughter laughter) Doc: "Really?" I interrupted their lil giggle fest with: "Hello? I'm right here! Can we get to cutting his leg off now?" While I am here in So. Cal. I will take advantage of it all and see my best friend, my sons, my god children and hopefully get in some beach time. The trip is to help the ex, but I do know that eventually he will get on my nerves....and that is where my breaks come in...lol | ||||||
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Monday, September 9, 2013, 5:34:49 AM- Spur of the moment trip. | ||||||
On Sunday morning, I headed south because someone I care about is having 6 melanoma skin cancers removed from his legs. The father of my boys means a great deal to me..... so when I was asked to be there, I knew that it was the right thing to do. My ex and I have been good friends before and after we split. During our split, we knew that we would remain friends. We shared a life and we love our sons. Being friends is natural to us. I packed a few bags and off I went. Cancer scares even the biggest and bravest of men....even I know that. My drive was eventful and I will get back to that when I have the time. For now, I leave you will this pic. I was driving south over the mountains of Highway 1. The mountain in the distance is the highest one on this route. When it came into view, man did my eyes light up! This particular mountain does not have road barriers to keep the cars from careening off of the side. So When I noticed that it was engulfed with fog....lol....I thought "Ooooooooooh what fun!" How awesome that every where else the sky is bright and sunny, but this lone area is engulfed in a blanket of thick fog. Due to this trip, the blog challenge will be postponed. We can pick up with the fun when I return. I will also catch up with all of the blogs. I hope everyone had a good weekend. xoxoxo | ||||||
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Sunday, September 8, 2013, 4:24:09 PM- I missed Lego Saturday....So I am catching up. | ||||||
This Lego submission id dedicated to Qute. The Hick Chick Fantastico! Luv ya's! Cover, I have a good reason for missing Lego Saturday. I had been cooped up in the house for a few days and had to hobble on down to the beach to relax and play. (see below) xoxoxo | ||||||
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Sunday, September 8, 2013, 2:35:49 AM- It was a bright sunny day.....and well.... | ||||||
I had to get out! I used my beach chair as a cane and found a wonderful spot to kick back and relax on the sand. My fantasies of being ravished on the beach took over. It all started when I was rubbing the tanning oil on my tummy. I wanted so badly to be seduced right there. Ladies, you know that tingly feeling around the clit?.....well....I took advantage of a 'some what empty beach" and played. This is how naughty I was at the beach. (Look past the bruises on the top right....lol) | ||||||
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Friday, September 6, 2013, 11:45:53 PM- In case of emergency | ||||||
Lilll and I have been chatting about a Safety Plan. You know.... just in case we ever meet or go on an adventure together. Since Lilll and I are accident prone (through no fault of our own) she and I have come up with some ideas to keep us safe and to make sure others don't face their demise while they are with us. 1. It would be just the two of us. Why risk the life and/or several limbs of some innocent person? 2. We should wear identification bracelets. This would make sure our next of kin and doctors are notified. 3. We will avoid any sharp objects, hills, rocky roads or slippery services. Hell, just call in the bomb squad and have them clear the road for us. 4. Notify all ER's in a 10 mile radius. I wonder? Should the radius be more? 5. Alert the Flight Medics to remain on the tarp. 6. Leave all cameras off. That tends to distract me and causes me to lose track of where I am. This would also protect Lilll, since she would probably dive to save me. 7. Carry flares and multiple cell phones. 8. Take a dog with us. You know, like Lassie. That way we can say "Girl, we need help....go get help" 9. Carry a First Aid Suitcase. A kit is too small. It would have to be a suitcase. 10. This one is the most important one. We need Bubble Wrap! Since we cannot guarantee that the above cautionary moves will protect us, we need someone to roll us in some bubble wrap. I think head to toe will do it. Just leave some holes for our eyes, ears, nose and mouth. I think the list is complete. Don't you? See how well the bubble wrap plan would work? She and I would bounce right to safety. | ||||||
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Friday, September 6, 2013, 3:26:10 AM- Just one of many. At least he complimented me at the start. | ||||||
Name hidden to protect the...well......to protect the misinformed. 5-Sep-13 11:59:16 From sw____70 View sw____70's Profile To tight_wet_lips Subject definitely... Attachment Photo - Click to view Body Ooh so very sexy .. let me shove my smooth fat cock deep inside ur tight wet hole.. squirt my joy juice all over ur clit.. rub it in n get ur cum face on.. if this gets u hot babes.. pm me.. pic is me this summer.. Joey What should we do? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Most of us have received emails like this. And boy oh boy do I have some doozies saved! I am not keen on sharing them with others because it really doesn't serve a purpose, other than to make you giggle. But maybe I should start? Since I was at home sick all day, I thought that this time I would share..(blame it on the meds) This is far from the worst one I have received but it did make me giggle. Ladies, you know what this feels like and so do some of you men. Of course I did answer him. I make it a point to answer even the gross and utterly slimy emails with tact and decorum. It's how I roll. Oh and by the way, they usually offer to shove their cocks up my ass....*snicker* | ||||||
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Thursday, September 5, 2013, 3:51:45 AM- This time it wasn't my fault! I swear! | ||||||
It was late in the day and I had decided to write some reports at the picnic area down by the bay. I was walking along the trail which is shared by those who walk and those who chose to ride their bikes. Well as luck would have it, guess what hit me? A cute guy on a mountain bike. He was going too fast for the corner and didn't see me and BAM! It wasn't too bad. I did survive. He clipped my left leg and knee and I stumbled backwards, tripped up pn my right foot, fell backwards and braced myself with my right hand. Some soldiers on a PT Run stopped to make sure that I was okay and helped me get up. People wanted to call the medics, but I just wanted help to the truck so I could go to the docs officer. It was rather sweet of an Army Major to carry me.....ooo la la. Such cuties! So I hobbled into the ER and here I am...lol After the doctor examined me, the end result is this: A sprained wrist, a twisted right ankle, a jammed/sprained left knee and various bruises. I want to know how I got a bruise on my upper inner thigh....lool My Daddy always told me to take chances, because you never know what might be around the next corner. Little did I know, it would be a maniacal bicyclist trying to maintain his girlish figure...tee hee. And to think that some of you had bets that I would do some damage last Saturday during my kayak adventure. Proved you wrong now didn't I? HA HA HA! | ||||||
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Wednesday, September 4, 2013, 3:01:30 AM- BlogChallenge :CouNNtry Pride. God Bless the America! | ||||||
Damn straight I love my country! Through thick and thin, She is the best and everyone turns to her for help. Our Military is the best and we ROCK! I have family members who have served in each branch. Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and the Coast Guard. I not only support them with my heart, but also with my money and give to the veterans. My support is also on my truck with a sticker on the front window. My truck is adorned with my patriotism. Front, front back and inside. Inside of my home are two of my finest possessions. 1. A picture of my father as he dressed every day in his police uniform. He not only served his country in the Navy, but he served his city. 2, The wooden flag that he gave me. Red, White and Blue! I look good in those colors. I am as American as Apple Pie, The Constitution, Base Ball and a Chevy Truck. I also adore California. The weather cannot be beat and if you don't mind an earthquake or two, the living is great! The Poppy is the state flower and the bikini is the state fashion....lol. I combined them both. This is my country and my pride. I know that I went over the rule amount for pics, but durn it! I am a proud American. It is worth the wet noodle spankings. Please visit the other players: JediMasterBater, guitartxn, VTCali, Whispermyname, Innate Lovers, dziga, KaioticEvil, nickey69, Northern Star, amancalledpony, Elle40, Ellefoxie, whokens, arabella_topaz, her1996, lone_ranger, d_licious_d, fluffydawg, cock4fitcplfukn, FiFi72uk. | ||||||
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Tuesday, September 3, 2013, 7:24:51 PM- Ring Tone. | ||||||
My sim card in the older cell phone brought back one of my favorite ring tones. One of the best spaghetti westerns of all time...."The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" Yeah buddy! I had this tone when I was traveling for a certain law enforcement agency (nameless of course) and it seemed to fit my agency very well. During one of my assignments, I was sitting with several Mexican Officials in Oterro, New Mexico when it happened...lol. During the briefing The Good, The Bad and The Ugly theme song began to blare. The director says "Whose cell phone is that? I spoke up and took the blame. Here I thought I was going to be reprimanded for having the cell on, but I didn't. The Director told me that he thought I was already cool, but because of the ring tone, I went up higher in cool points....lol. He promptly put that song on his cell phone. I was thinking....(yes, that's bad) that I want to choose another tone. What do you think? Rawhide The Lone Ranger Folsom Prison Blues Ghost Riders in the Sky Theme from Batman Maybe you can come up with something else? | ||||||
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Tuesday, September 3, 2013, 4:37:27 AM- What freak steals a cell phone battery?. | ||||||
**Sorry, but I am running late on my entry for the CouNNtry Pride Blog Challenge. Please stay tuned on this channel. For now I will share with you a bizarre incident that happened after my kayak adventure. I had mentioned in the previous blog that I had my phone with me. I used my phone to take some great pics and three small videos and I was pumped up to show them to you. But for now, those pics and vids might have to wait. When you are out on the ocean everything that you have gets soaked in salty sea air and the moisture from the ocean. When I arrived back on shore, I made sure to set my camera in the sun so it could air out. Just in case the cell phone was moist, I dismantled it so everything could heat up and dry. I changed out of my wet suit and had a snack right there on the bench. I packed everything up and walked outside. I noticed that I left the cell battery on the bench. Now this was about 3 minutes later, so why worry right? When I walked back to the rest area, the battery was gone! I asked the 4 women if they had seen it and they all looked at each other and shook their heads no. Tell me? What freak takes a battery that belongs to a 5 year old Nokia Flip Cell Phone? That is the reason I am unable to post the other pics and the video of the playful Harbour Seals. **Oh, and by the way, contrary to belief....no...your Smart Chip/Sim Card does NOT transfer everything over to another phone. I put my sim card in an older phone and nothing from my current phone popped up. It was the same information that was on my old phone. WTH? It turns out, you have to save everything to the sim card and not just the phone. Freaking technology! No one told me this..lol | ||||||
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