tight_wet_lips
Gift PremiumOdd yet delightfully intriguing. Morbid yet very very sweet. Sarcasm is part of who I am.....deal with it.
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Sunday, May 12, 2013, 1:30:50 AM- The Ultimate Laugh | ||||||
It can give you the best muscle work out there is. You bust out with a loud gut belting sound and then....it happens...your sides start to ache, tummy hurts, eyes water and you lose your breath while flapping your arms about like a spasmatic seal. That kind of laughter feels like you just completed about 100 sit ups. You feel exhausted and euphoric at the same time. Sometimes it doesn't take much to set that kind of laughter loose but when two people just enjoy it, you run with it and let it go. After the phone call I just had, I am going to have a hard time looking at liquid chocolate without giggling. | ||||||
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Saturday, May 11, 2013, 5:01:53 PM- A match made in heaven.....a match made for my happy tummy | ||||||
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... | ||||||
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Friday, May 10, 2013, 6:49:44 PM- What if they weren't famous? Would they look like this? | ||||||
1. Kim & Kanye, 2. Madonna, 3. Jennifer Aniston, 4. Kardashians, 5. Angie & Brad, 6. Jay Z and Beyonce. Now that is some great photo shopping. What a talent! | ||||||
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Friday, May 10, 2013, 4:52:30 AM- There is time for me. | ||||||
We have all had days like this. As fun as it is to keep busy, they can get away with you. My mind was going here and my body was going there. Phones ringing, emails building up, people waiting outside of my office, workers calling my name, reports to write and calls to return. Did I stay longer than I should have? NO! Nothing was on fire and there are others who are capable of getting things done. And if they can't by now, then they will be xxxxxx to learn. It was a "Calgon take me away" kind of day. But at the end of it, I headed off to the gym and did some laps in the pool for about an hour. It does a body good! The day may have been hectic, but I won't complain. There isn't a need too. I am here in a quiet, warm and comfortable apartment. It is time to stop perving the pics on NN and kick back on the couch. The hot chocolate is ready and there is a bowl of popcorn with my name on it. Who wants butter on theirs? I hope that everyone had a good day/night. | ||||||
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Thursday, May 9, 2013, 8:33:27 PM- I knew it!! Pork Rules! | ||||||
Woman, 105, says bacon is the secret to a long, happy life [Source] msnNOW.com; 2 days ago Pearl Cantrell, a 105-year-old resident of Richland Springs, Texas, filled local TV station KRBC in on the secret to a long, happy life: bacon. "I love bacon. I could eat it for every meal, and I do!" she said, and encouraged others to do the same. Somehow, Oscar Mayer got a whiff of Cantrell's evangelical fervor for fried pork and sent over some chipper young employees to give Cantrell a ride — "shotbun," the local station said — in its Wienermobile. The generous employees also gave Cantrell a large supply of bacon. "I will never, ever forget this, for the rest of my life," Cantrell later said, tucking into a plate of bacon. We truly believe her. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many women at the age of 105 years are able to boast that they were still able to ride a weiner? Now I'm hungry...Pass the bacon please! | ||||||
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Thursday, May 9, 2013, 4:55:57 AM- Being shallow will only drown you in loneliness | ||||||
My eyes may see the person before me. But it is my heart that decides how beautiful you are. My ears may hear your words. But it is my soul that listens. Me. 1980. I was in status earlier and someone had put up a thread about how they wanted a filter to block out overweight members. I didn't like the thread and commented just so. Thank you to the Mod who removed the disparaging thread. I remembered words that I had written for the man I dated many years ago. He was a good man and still is to this day. It is sad when others find just the physical beauty to be the only thing that matters. We are all attractive in our own way. Growing up in a large family of females from skinny to large, we were raised to understand that your heart decides who is beautiful, not your eyes. I have said this before "There is a cup of tea" out there for everyone. | ||||||
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Wednesday, May 8, 2013, 8:29:58 PM- The weird thing is...I am not even shocked by this. | ||||||
Men, Remember to share and don't bogart the pussy. A Valentines Day gift turns into jail time.....lol | ||||||
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Wednesday, May 8, 2013, 4:34:57 AM- Cat Fight!! Cat Fight!! | ||||||
After my swim at the gym, of course I go into the ladies shower room to rinse off and change. As I was putting my things down, I looked across the room and saw this young boy sitting on one of the benches. He was just sitting there looking around. I was a bit curious because he looked too old to be in there. The woman next to me asked me if I was concerned about his age too. I told her hell yes! So the woman asked him "Young man, how old are you?" Then some woman comes up and says "Don't you talk to my son!" Concerned woman: Your son looks to old to be in here. Bitchy woman: (I think from France, due to the accent) He is none of your business, go away. Concerned woman: He is my business if he is too old to be in here Bitchy woman: He is 10 and it is perfectly safe for him to be here, he does not speak English Concerned women: What in the fuck are you talking about? I don't give a shit if he can speak English or not. It isn't his English that is watching the other women getting undressed Bitchy woman: You Americans are so uptight! Oh the gloves came off after that one! Next thing I know, they are chest to chest, hands flying, french cuss words here, American cuss words there. One woman screamed "take your perverted family back to your own country" Another one said "You are white trash" blah blah blah. The other women were watching and probably wishing for some popcorn and goobers. Raisinettes for me please...lol In the end, the manager did come in and verified that yes, her son was too old to be in there. As if we didn't know that already. | ||||||
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Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 9:44:48 PM- Fun was had by all! | ||||||
Well peeps, it was another awesome and imaginative blog challenge. As Rockhard put it; We were able to travel the world without leaving our computers. It was great traveling with all of you. I noticed that traveling nude or semi nude is a whole lot better than packing a suitcase. I hope to fly the friendly skies with you again. *Thank you to all of the players. Again, your love for torture is amazing! I promise to be easy next time. *A big Thank you goes out to the visitors! You comment and giggle along with the rest of us. Play or not, your support and comments are always appreciated. Hugs and kisses to you! *Please visit the blogs you may have missed, it is all that I ask. We should all do a happy dance for another successful blog challenge. | ||||||
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Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:36:46 AM- "Cum Take A Trip" | ||||||
Tighty Airlines is ready for boarding. But be careful, I do a better job of searching your body than TSA would. I plan on offering cavity searches. Before I boarded my flight, I had to go through the search area. TSA didn't care about my credentials so they strip searched me anyway and just left me with my map. I made do with it. My journey of a life time would be to see Ireland. One day I will make it there to find the ancestors of my father. Of course I always have to get my fix of Texas. My home away from home. My love of all loves. There isn't anything I don't love about Texas. As you can see, I am removing my Rodeo Skirt in order to get comfortable. But of course I will leave the Ropers on for two-steppin. Please make sure to visit the other travelers! MissOwl, guitartxn, Tardis, needsithard, Whispermyname, fluffydawg, amancalledpony, dziga, arabella_topaz, angelindisguise, JediMasterBater, OldTroubador, Dreamingof_U, VTCali, sidders73, bighoss2, celticone, rockhard6isback and tight_wet_lips [url]http://bitly.com/bundles/rockhard6isback/7[/url] | ||||||
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