tight_wet_lips
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Tuesday, June 10, 2014, 4:12:50 PM- Where have I been? | ||||||
Last Saturday I had to leave town for a family matter in Orange County. No time for anything. xoxo | ||||||
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Saturday, June 7, 2014, 3:51:17 PM- It's Lego Saturday! | ||||||
The Lego Comparison continues! As a devout Military Supporter I was pleased to see that Mr. Lego Adventurer had a military picture. Mr. Lego and his British Soldier. A very nice tribute. Here is my military photo taken during a Memorial Day Ceremony. Both Lego pics are fitting because of D-Day. Those men served during one of the most historical military moments of our time. God Bless them. | ||||||
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Saturday, June 7, 2014, 5:50:32 AM- Can it be true? | ||||||
No reports and no phone calls. Could it be? I'm a couch potato! I have watched one movie and will be moving onto another one. All without any interruptions! Someone pinch me!!! Seriously, pinch me. xoxo | ||||||
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Friday, June 6, 2014, 4:32:11 AM- So tempted to keep this...lol | ||||||
But I won't. As requested...a framed gift for the guest speaker. I was asked to arrange 3 photos of the surrounding area. Tonight I cut the mats and meticulously secured them. There were two challenges in this project. 1. The photos had to be the same colored hues of sky and subject matter. The sky changes colors here all of the time so it was a lot of patience and waiting. How awful is it to see the sky around here....lol 2. Finding an extra large panoramic frame is sometimes easy, it's finding the right color for the photos. I love a challenge....lol. From left to right: The cliffs and lagoon of Carmel, Lovers Point in Pacific Grove and the Monterey Mountains. I guess that I am the official photographer now...lol. My fee? $1. They pay me for the frame and to buy the mat, but that is it. It is just an honor to be asked. It is wrapped up and ready to go! | ||||||
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Thursday, June 5, 2014, 7:29:23 PM- Spontaneity | ||||||
I left a meeting in order to get some documents. The Briefing Room is right outside of my office so it was supposed to be a quick grab -n-go. It was taking longer than I had anticipated and I guess the officers were getting a bit impatient. At first, I could hear the sound of one officer humming the tune from the movie 'Bridge over the River Kwai'. Then another joined in and another....lol. Then all of a sudden 10 men were loudly singing the song. I was cracking up to the point of tears. I usually hum the Jeopardy tune when I am waiting for something, but these were men, so I guess it had to be a manly song. I love spontaneous humor like that. I opened the door to the room and the humming stopped. They pretended as if nothing happened. I smiled and giggled at all of them and they said "What?" I love these people. | ||||||
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Thursday, June 5, 2014, 4:09:47 AM- Background Checks | ||||||
They are not a walk in the park. I have passed everyone of my background checks through the years. After the first one, they get easier and quicker to fill out. It doesn't matter who you are, everyone has to fill them out and endure the scrutiny. Even the candidates who are transferring departments or doing lateral moves. The packet that you retrieve can be up to 80 pages or more. Your packet has a space for you to list everyone in your immediate family, former spouses, up to 30 friends, sections for your neighbours and a space for previous co-workers, as well as medical and citation history. Okay, got that? The investigator interviews all of the people on your list. Besides answering questions, everyone on the list are asked to provide more names of those who might or might not know you. Then it begins again. The investigator contacts all of the new names given to him/her. You could give the investigator 40 names but by the time they are done checking you out, they might have retrieved up to 100 more names. This all depends on how many people you know and your age. A young person starting out won't have as many names to provide. The length of time it takes to be investigated depends on the investigator. Oh and they don't stop at those who like you, they also ask for names of those who do not like you. I usually put down angry people before they ask for them. You might as well get it out of the way. Still, I have never worried and have yet to be found not fit for hire because of something in my background. Oh, and they frown on you warning people about being on your contact list. The investigator wants to catch everyone off guard....lol It's overwhelming to the those who try to crack into a LEO spot. And along with the many pages you have to fill out, there is a time limit on the submission. If you do not have all of the information of your entire history or addresses, numbers, employment, birth dates for everyone and family history at hand, you have a great deal of homework to do. When the department tells you that by the time they are done with their investigation, they will know what kind of diapers you wore as a child.....they aren't kidding! Way back, before things got politically correct, my first investigator told me that he would know if I was breast fed or not....*giggles* The simple background check is just a drop in the bucket compared to the Secret or Top Secret Security Clearance for other positions. I have endured those as well. Like I mentioned, once you have all of your ducks in a row, it's a slice of pie. I keep duplicates of my information and just have to tweak addresses and numbers. When I get asked about how to fill them out, I remember one simple rule when being investigated. It isn't what you put down, it's what you don't put down. Cause trust me, they will find out. All of that and more is worth it for the rewards of moving on up in your career or just staring one. It is a competitive field and I may be passing all of the tests and checks, but that doesn't guarantee anything. There is so much more to applying or transferring. That is for another blog...lol You are truly under a microscope. | ||||||
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Wednesday, June 4, 2014, 7:58:50 PM- From the bottom of my heart.............. | ||||||
I thank you. The assistance was awesome. I send kisses to everyone....yes....everyone. Even to those who weren't involved. Why? Because this place rocks with kindness! | ||||||
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Wednesday, June 4, 2014, 6:00:40 AM- Adventures in Sex. | ||||||
A giggle or two to start your day or end your night. xoxox When you enjoy it, it supposed to sound tasty. Aaaaaaah to tease or not to tease? That is never a question..lol Ouch! Rigor Mortis....the ultimate stiffy! | ||||||
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Tuesday, June 3, 2014, 4:35:42 AM- Finishing up some projects | ||||||
One of many projects completed! My view of the duck pond around the corner done in acrylic paints. I love textures when I paint. When the wind blows on the pond water, I can see the ripples floating along the way. Where is the water going? No where. It bounces off the sides of the pond and continues it's traveling wet echoes. It is so pretty to see the bright green straw grass behind the delicate grass flowers with the blue hues beneath it. I am giving this painting to the father of my sons for Fathers Day. It's a simple gift, but I like it. He has been asking me to paint for him again. So this is his surprise. Did a little dandy doodle during the morning briefing. Last week I was asked to create a framed and matted picture for a visiting Chief who will be speaking at a banquet. Again, I am honored to oblige such a wonderful request. My creation of various flowers to frame will be put on the back burner. My apartment needs another room...lol. I do miss my Art Room. One of these days I will have another one. Good things come to those who wait patiently. | ||||||
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Sunday, June 1, 2014, 6:08:29 AM- A breather! | ||||||
It has been a very busy week at the department coming back from some time off. 1. Catching up on reports. People forget how to write while I am away......lol 2. Maintaining the phone for assistance. Since the cut backs, we each have it longer than usual. 3. Files were lost on some classified info. Lesson learned on who to assign that task to while I am gone. 4. An officer complaint. 5. I have had a head cold complete with migraine...*ick* 6. I sucked at an interview because the head cold turned me into a total dweeb. (or maybe I am a total dweeb..lol) 7. Tons of phone messages to answer. It's amazing how many people call while one is away. That is the beauty about my job/career. It is busy, demanding and is different each day. Hell, I wouldn't have it any other way. Today I went for a mild walk. Nothing long and strenuous, just easy and breezy. And guess what I found? I have mentioned the numerous pleasures in my area. The various wild life, the wild apples and fruit trees, the wonderful sea life..etc etc. Right around the corner I found a wild blackberry bush! You bet I ate them! They were deelish! I used to grow blackberries a while back, so it was nice to discover them right around the corner. I plan on taking a bowl with me next time. | ||||||
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