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I am a conundrum even to myself

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Friday, May 12, 2006, 7:21:51 PM- ouch!!!!

after giving myself a good mental kick in the ass, i have been tackling all those little jobs that i was always going to get to "someday" well for the past week it has been "someday". today it was "that" closet, the one with junk piled so high, no one even opens it anymore, never mind knows whats in it.
some how i have pulled a muscle or something in my hip, it hurts to stand or sit but once im in either postition im ok.
waddling off to finish the last chore i have set out for today
ju

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"a regimen of steady repetitive excercize would work wonders."- Ginoz

Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 10:26:16 PM- if it snows again...

you can blame me. I washed all the winter coats, hats, mitts etc and put it all away today =)

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"/me don't own a coat either!"- Strawberry

Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 12:58:30 PM- its here

some of you have been complaining about it for a few weeks now. well its finally here, my turn to bitch.
I HATE ALLERGIES!
and "they" are saying this is the worst season ever.
a stuffed up, sneezing and red eyed,
ju

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"..hands Juicy an Allegra."- mont26

Monday, May 8, 2006, 3:38:52 AM- my darling autogate

it is absolutely no secret what so ever that I also have used the name alpha bitch on occasion, nor is it a secret that im the red head bitch mod you keep referring to. So why is it you cant accuse me out right of being the "stalker/troll" you say I am?
You started off using my name but very quickly decided to hide, in all your bravado you still seek the darkness of all slugs.
Please keep posting you have given me hours of entertainment.
If you dont understand anything i am saying please refer to the decoding ring blog below.
sincerely
Juicy

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"LOL!!! I tried to warn mr. autoflush...dont mess with the redheads. ooops, guess he didnt get it huh?? ;) "- d_ashley

Saturday, May 6, 2006, 2:57:42 AM- ok i think i have it now

the internet causes jammies, cinco de mayo you drive on sidewalks, butt plugs are good candle holders (dripless candles of course, no one wants to drip from that end) tequilla is an instrument of torture.
check,
check,
check
i figured it all out!
a smiling but still lost ju

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"Wow Ju.. hot wax.. eek. I was the 77777 visitor to your block ... now how lucky is that! thankyou , keep well xxx"- MissP

Friday, May 5, 2006, 1:35:44 AM- since i have been accused of speaking in code

i thought i should offer you all the magic decoder ring
[url]http://www.onelook.com/[/url]
and if that isnt quite enough to make your way through my blogs you may also find
[url]http://www.etymonline.com/[/url]
handy.
happy decoding =)
a smirking ju

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"houbering=not in any known dictionary treaten=not in any known dictionary Thanks for the decoder ring..... I get it!!!!"- Vailboy

Monday, May 1, 2006, 8:37:21 PM- I think it's time

to clean my ceiling fan, it's raining dust bunnys in here

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"That is my hubby's job to clean the ceiling fans. I hate to kill anything even "dust bunnies". Hugs Nutty"- nutty_chicklette

Sunday, April 30, 2006, 6:42:06 AM- so many

of you just wont understand, many more of you will.
I have been here forever, ppl come and ppl go and then best of all ppl come back again, we cant pick up in the same place, too much has changed for us but we can pick up where we left off cause you know, you never forget
hugs to my near and far friends
ju

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"Your an awesome friend. Hugs Nutty your other sis!!!!!!!!!!!!!"- nutty_chicklette

Friday, April 28, 2006, 5:10:30 AM- i got

LeNNy's cherry!

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"Tell Lenny I got pictures... send beer....smiles"- BytheSea

Thursday, April 27, 2006, 8:29:15 PM- I heard about this on the radio

and just had to share it with you.
[url]http://www.thebeerbelly.com/[/url]
lmao

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"i only know "sixpacks""- maggies

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