Saturday The Wife put clean sheets on the bed, which is usually a good sign that she *might* be interested in sex. When we went to bed, I lit the candle (which seemed to work a MONTH ago). When she slid into bed, she said that she had taken a sleeping pill so she could get a good nights sleep. I said 'I guess no sex tonight then?' and she said (as she was obviously falling asleep) 'do what you want it is ok if I fall asleep' my response was NO WAY - that is not my idea of fun and I simply went to sleep. Fast forward to Sunday evening and we are headed to bed and once again she says that she has taken an Ambien - Of course my response is oh, well I guess no sex again tonight and I went to blow out the candle. She said no lets, I will not go to sleep that fast. Well, I know how fast this stuff works and so I know that if I am going to try any kind of foreplay, she will end up asleep before we are done. I grab some lube and she grabs her bullet vibe. I lube both of us up and she plays with me with her vibe for just a few minutes, I add some more lube and enter her. I so manage to fuck her to one really strong orgasm before I get the urge to cum myself, so I speed things up and she cums again at the same time that I do.
Oh yeah, for those who remember Sphynx Lady - Her sister Sara and friend Patty were at the concert where the stage blew over. They are both 'ok' bumps and bruises, but nothing more.
Hope everyone has a productive week!

Plans were for The Ex to come over late morning and we would have sex. I got caught up on a sales call and was a few minutes late and she wanted to do some laundry and have me make her oatmeal. I made her oatmeal while she put her laundry in and I make myself some chicken breast. She said that although she DID want to fuck, she did not feel well and hoped the oatmeal would help her feel better. We sat around and ate together then went to my office so I could do some more work while hoping that she would feel better. After a while we realized that it was getting too close to The Wife returning, so decided that we would try again another day. She may have been as frustrated if not more so than I am. I DO love when my woman is as horny as I am!!!

Went and had Breakfast with The Ex this morning at IHop and as she was getting our of her car I got a GREAT beaver shot! Went for a quick feel, and she said not right now, but we need to get together this week. DAMN!!! I love a horny woman!!! Looking forward to Thursday or Friday for a good, if always too short, fuck!

Nope, unfortunately, I did not get lucky that often, I tried for the last 3 nights (and Sunday morning) to get The Wife 'in the mood' two of the three she just said how about cuddling, the Sunday morning and Sunday night she did not even go that far. Once again, I end up frustrated and pissed off! I guess the good news is that The Ex is almost always wet and ready and we should have one or two opportunities this week.
Well, Monday morning is here, and the week looks promising. Hope everyone has a great day.

Last night I had to cook a Pineapple Upside Down cake and some Oatmeal Raisin cookies for a benefit auction this morning. The Wife asked for a cookie and I had an extra, so I gave it to her and a few crumbs fell into her cleavage, she went to get them and I said leave them and I will get them when we go to bed. About an hour later, we went to bed, and I asked if I could search for the crumbs. Her answer? 'there is nothing there' - I said let me check anyway, figuring I might get something started. I tried and was pushed away. Oh, well, what did I really expect? Turned my attention back to the TV, watched it for a while, then rolled over and went to sleep - frustrated - and of course, woke up with major morning wood! It always seems to be worse when I go to sleep frustrated!

This is actually from a week ago:
The Wife and I went over to help The Ex with some home repairs and among them was helping her clean her gutters - I had not planned on this and only had a 6' ladder - Since The Ex is smaller and somewhat more nimble than I am she ended up climbing the ladder - in a skirt - now she does not wear panties (ever) and said something about not looking as she was climbing the ladder, I responded that it was nothing that I have not seen before and we all laughed. Later The Wife asked me if The Ex ever wore panties and I said as far as I know only during her period. The Wife said it seemed uncomfortable, and I said she should try it (I doubt she will). Just am interesting interaction, and no, I did not get to see anything when she was on the ladder
Have a great week!

Well, I was hoping to report that I had another good hump day this week, but no such luck. Sales were running behind this month so I had to work more than usual yesterday while The Wife was out and could not get with The Ex. Today I had a few hours available, but this time, The Ex had other obligations. Oh, well, life goes on.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled perving!

The Wife is 'supposed to be' an independent health and weight loss coach, over the past few days, I confirmed what I suspected for a while which is that she is regularly cheating on her diet. She complains that she needs to loose weight, then I catch her eating chocolates, marshmallows and marzipan. Shit, we pay for her to be in networking groups, pay for her business cards and such and here she is pissing it away.
Really makes me even less attracted to her overall.
Shortly after I caught her eating the chocolates we went out to see Transformers 3D and that was ruined by 2 families who felt it was their right to bring young (3 - 5 year old) children to a PG-13 movie. Kids crying and fussing throughout the movie. Boy was I pissed and the theater manager did not care.

Once again, it is hump day a day late.
The Ex came over this morning after The Wife left, I made her some oatmeal and we went upstairs for a quickie. Well, the bed is gone, as we sold it to pay bills (and because we did not need it anymore) but we put a chair there instead and it is PERFECT! That was a quick, but amazing fuck. She sat on my lap and put her legs up over the arms and man was that amazing! I will get a picture of the chair later so you will understand. (maybe next time I will think to get my camera). All in all a pretty good day!!

Went out to a BBQ with some friends last night then dropped leftover food off at my daughters home for the grandkids. Went home and watched TV for a while. when we went to bed, I decided to take a shot and amazingly enough, she responded positively. While it was not quite as good as the sex with The Ex, is was good, and I did manage to fuck her to at least two quite intense orgasms. The biggest disappointment (as usual) was her lack of responsiveness to my oral efforts.
File under 'something is better than nothing'