Since I last fucked The Wife, I was thinking about going in and trying to wake her for a morning fuck, but decided to stay here and have a jerk.

Well, the past 3 weeks have been crazy busy since I started a new job and set up The Ex to be running my roofing company so although we still see each other related to work, we are both really busy and have not had the time to get together for our fuck sessions. Yesterday that finally ended. We were discussing our schedule for yesterday and today and I pointed out that we would have time today for a nice relaxing 'interlude'. Her response was why not now? Since we had 45 minutes before I had to leave for my next meeting I said of course. We went to the bedroom and got undressed and laid down together, I started playing with her and kissing all over her body and ended up sucking on her always sensitive tits for about 10 minutes. After getting her good and worked up by that, I moved down to her tasty pussy and started sucking up her juices after about 5 minutes of this she says 'I cant take it any longer and need to cum' at which point I said go ahead, she started screaming and came hard and I just sucked harder and pushed my tongue in to gather more of her delicious juices. As she came down from the climax, I got up and pulled on the condom that I had waiting and moved to fuck her as I entered her she seemed tighter than usual and I told her so (It may have been because she was still climaxing) I proceeded to fuck her for a few minutes before I came myself.
Unfortunately, as wonderful as that was, we both needed to go to work afterwards. Hopefully, we will have another opportunity today or Monday.
Hope everyone has a great weekend!

So, after the pretty good fuck that we had on Saturday night, I figured I would try again on Sunday night. When we went to bed, I leaned over to kiss The Wife goodnight, and she barely opened her lips. I said 'I assume there is no chance for a repeat performance of last night?' and the reply was 'no, maybe tomorrow morning' ... soooo I am now debating if I should go and try to wake her up, or just forget it.
Sounds really bad, but I do need to cut the grass before it gets too hot out.
Probably just going to cut the grass.

We went out with our friends that introduced us to celebrate her Birthday last night and had a great time. Got home and went to bed, as happened 5 weeks ago, leaned over to give her a kiss goodnight and she seemed interested in more. After about 30 minutes of me rubbing her back and occasionally trying to get to her pussy with no success, finally, I went to eat her and after a few moments managed to get her legs spread. I ate her her for about 10 - 15 minutes and actually got a reaction (!) then (getting tired of her just playing with my dick with the vibe) turned around and moved up to fuck her which I did for about 10 minutes to at least 2 good orgasms. All in all, not a bad night.
Hope everyone has a great holiday weekend and please remember those who served both past and present who make this great country what it is.

Wellllll Let's see, 2 years ago, I shut down my construction company and went to work selling security systems, 3 months ago,that company took away my salary so I went and opened my own company doing exterior repairs (mainly roofing), 2 weeks ago, I get a call from another security company and they want me to be the sales manager with a base salary that is not too bad, but the potential to make large 5 figures and possibly even into the mid 6 figures! This could be VERY interesting!!! (Plus The Ex will be running the roofing business which I will get an income from)

We had a pretty good weekend, so I figured I would take a shot at getting things started with The Wife last night when we went to bed. When she got in bed, I raised myself up, and leaned over to her side to give her a kiss, as I did this, she complained of how sore she was from walking on Saturday and pretty much pushed me away. I said something to the effect of I was hoping to make love, but I guess this is a 'NO' and she said correct. Oh, well, I knew what was going to happen, but I figured I would try anyway. Hopefully I will have an opportunity to fuck The Ex this week.

Got a text last week from a former co-worker who had gone to a new company saying that the owner of that company wanted to meet me with the possibility of hiring me. Now, I have just started a new company of my own and have invested a lot of money to do so, so I am not sure what to do. I realize that The Ex can pretty much take care of most of the company since she has worked with me before, and I can handle the rest part time, but I just do not like change or surprises. I will be calling one of my close friends as an adviser later today to discuss this with them and try to make a decision. Of course, it really depends on how much money they are willing to offer me as well. More to come ... stay tuned

1) I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

2) The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21, and her name's Kathy.

3) Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

4) My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

5) The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

6) A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

7) I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." Then the fight started.

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

9) The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care."

Well, never did get to fuck or even trim The Ex, so in spite of jerking off a few times a day, I am very horny. Thinking about going and trying to 'start something' with The Wife, but not really wanting to go that route. Prefer to wait for Monday and hope that the schedule plays out better next week.
Hope everyone has a GREAT weekend.