TNBuilder's blog post - really???

So yesterday we get some packages delivered and I had no idea what they were and as they were addressed to The Wife, I did not open them. When I finally got home yesterday I kept hearing this 'sandpaper' type noise and I could not figure it out. Finally, I said what the HELL is that annoying noise?? The Wife proudly shows me the 'weight loss' pants she is wearing! WTH!! she says well I got them on sale and they make you sweat so you loose weight. Ok, now this is where I should have shut the hell up, but is she NUTS? I said it directly, honey, if it was that easy to loose weight, no one would have gastric bypass surgery and people would not take pills. they would just wear stupid pants (ok, I did not say stupid) I am just like you wasted how much money on this? and she says well, they were on sale thru Groupon normally over $100 and she got them for $30 (each x3) I am like, there is a reason that they are only $30 - no one was buying them.
Ok, rant over - back to being my regular quiet self ....... shhhh