The bump on my noggin has gone down, but the bruised back still remains. I am still in bed and passing the time by reading and counting the amount of rotations the fan makes in a minutes time. Of course the amount varies depending on the speed I choose......lol. I watched a tiny spider cross the ceiling. It made the crossing in a record time of 32 minutes. What a speedster!! I also discovered that my ass feels like it weighs 500 pounds when I try to lift it in order to turn over...*giggle* There is a map of the world on the ceiling, but I can't see it very well. I have asked my son to bring me his camping binoculars so I can look at it. I can always find ways to kill time. I am going to try and get on the road tomorrow or saturday. For now, this is my view. Isn't it a pretty fan?
Can one of you come over and do a strip tease and a dance for me? I have lots of dollar bills.