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jake5270

Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol

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Tuesday, March 15, 2022, 6:47:25 PM- Shrink appointments are available

The #2 song of 1911:

And all of the psychological problems it implies.

Monday, March 14, 2022, 7:03:46 PM- Monday musings

Happy Pi day (3/14/22)

They'll try anything to create another holiday.

Brushy Bill Roberts

Was he really Billy the Kid?

?

Sunday, March 13, 2022, 6:39:25 PM- First alert

Last night I had a dream that everyone was concerned over something awful happening on the 20th of this month.

I make no claims as to being any type of pyschic, but I thought that giving everyone a week to prepare (in case I'm right) would be the right thing to do.

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Sunday, March 13, 2022, 3:12:55 AM- Sweet

I dreamed that Helen Mirren was at a party I was attending.

She walked over to me and sat on my lap.

She asked me if I was hungry and I said yes.

She then took me into the kitchen and told me she was going to fix me some stew.

That was when I woke up.

Confusing, but I'm still happy.

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Friday, March 11, 2022, 7:45:57 PM- The early bird

Daylight Savings Time starts Sunday.

All serial killers be advised to earlier working hours.

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Thursday, March 10, 2022, 7:31:30 PM- WARNING(?)!

Due to the ever increasing cost of gasoline I will now, in order to conserve fuel, no longer be stopping for stop signs or red lights.

Everyone should be lucky I work late.

~

Wednesday, March 9, 2022, 7:31:24 PM- Blame game

It's as old as politics:

Don't like the way things are going since your 'guy' is not President?

Blame the current 'guy'.

It is to laugh.

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Tuesday, March 8, 2022, 7:12:09 PM- Semantics

There has always been a bit of a rivalry in my hometown about which side of town is better - the northside or the southside.

The debate was really settled years ago.

Other than some burger joints and a couple of chain store drugstores, the only other thing going for it now is a community park.

When the indoor shopping mall was built here (52 years ago), it was put on the northside, at the end of the major business strip. On the other end is a shopping plaza that has been there for 60 years. Past that is the University of some 20,000 students. The two high schools are on the northside. There was one on the southside, but it merged a few years ago with one of the schools on the northside.

Well. I guess it didn't take much to settle that debate, now did it?

Northside rules and southside drools. lol

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Monday, March 7, 2022, 6:45:51 PM- It is to laugh

I was feeling my usual Monday blues about returning to work.

Then I happened to glance to the right of my screen at an add for a porn sight.

There is a gorgeous young woman there masturbating.

The young lady looks about as disinterested as anyone can be, given what she's doing.

Oddly, that made me smile.

It also gave me pause to think that if this lovely lady can go about her 'business', even though she appears to be less than enthused about it,

then I can go about my business and show up for work today.

She made me smile and sometimes just a little smile can bring one out of their funk.

Bring it on, Monday. I'm ready.

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Sunday, March 6, 2022, 7:10:44 PM- It begins

I have a new mantra for the work week:

Bigger pile, smaller shovel.

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