It's Halloween time again.
I don't go to bars or Halloween parties any more, but I still like to celebrate.
I came up with a good idea a few years ago and it has become a ritual now.
I take white and black costume makeup that you can buy around Halloween. I put smudges of black around my eyes, then mix black and white together to make a gray makeup that I use to cover my head, my neck, my arms and hands.
I put a little styling gel in my hair and make it stick out all over the place, really wild looking.
What you wear isn't important - just dress sloppily.
Then I go about my usual routine that day. I leave the window down on the car when I'm driving, which gets me a lot of funny looks from people. When I go into a store, I walk slowly and occasionally snarl at people who stare.
No one ever asks me what I'm dressed as... I mostly get compliments and even picture requests!
So if you're ever in my area and see a zombie walking around, don't chop my head off until you've asked me if I'm real or not first, o.k.?
Happy Halloween!