Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and wrote the book. My body isn't a temple.....it's an amusement park!! Ain't exactly pretty, ain't exactly small, 44, 38,42 you could say I've got it all, yes I'm a whole lotta woman, I'm a whole lotta Rosie! And yes ... that is my real name. I'm a hot-blooded, full-bodied descendant of Cornish witches and Spanish pirates! Don't you just love geneaology!! Let's just get one thing straight here, right now. I'm not here for a shag! I don't want to sleep with you! I don't want a 3sum! I don't want to suck anything! I certainly don't want my brains fucked out ... I only have the one, I'm quite attached to it and would like to remain so! I'm not going to be another notch on your bedpost ... I'm worth more than that. In fact ... I don't fuck ... I make love ...sensually. So, if you want a woman who will make you feel more like a man than you've ever felt in your life ......... give her my number ... I need lessons, haha. What I'd like is to be swept off my feet by a man who won't beat me up, who knows the meaning of love and respect, but ........... what I really want is to get into your head. I like to know what makes people tick. Life isn't all about sex (shame), there is life outside the bedroom and I love life. I'm an old hippy at heart so I love festival life. This year I went to a Faery Festival and spent a whole weekend dressed as a Faery, dancing to a Viking band!! I'm hoping to fit in a Faery Ball in November this year. I've been taking part in battle re-enactments too .... those swords are bloody heavy!! I live on the coast so I spent a lot of time in/on the water. Am I too old to become a Mermaid? If you've read this far then you're a brave man/woman ;) I'm not complicated ... just me ... what you see is what you get. You work it out! Please don't bother to insult me tho' it only shows your ignorance! **O** There is absolutely NO point in sending me photo attachments as I'm not a premium member so I won't be able to see them.**O** I'm quite shy (yes, really), incredibly vulnerable, seductively sensual, completely barking, always late and usually horny, although I don't sleep around. I live happily (most of the time, lol) with my four wonderful, demented dogs and the man I married, although we live together, we're not "together". It's complicated! Oh, and I'm disabled too....not mentally, you cheeky boggart!! If you want to know anything else, just ask. Oh, and don't be fooled by my dark hair ... underneath that colour I'm as grey as a badgers ass!! All this roughly translates to fat, old hag, likes to perv ... lmao. **** WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum past, current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. this also includes anyone that has not asked my permission via mobile phone or in a P/M. thank you. **** If you're a man who likes to beat up on women, then go to hell, I have no time for abusers of any sort. Do not annoy the dragon because you are small and crunchy and good with ketchup!! Yeah, I know, blah, blah, blah ... and this one time, at band camp ...... Take care out there, blessed be. xx

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About Me

I am:
Female
Location:
Hell, England, United Kingdom
Sexual Preference:
Guys
Am Seeking:
A straight guy
Marital Status:
Defacto/Cohabiting
Children:
Independent

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Interests

Arts / Crafts
Astrology / New Age
Cooking
Food / Wine
Gardening
Hiking / Camping
Literature / History
Movies / Cinema
Museums / Galleries
Music
Nature
Sailing / Boating
Tennis / Racket Sports
Theatre / Ballet
Volunteer / Charity
Water Sports
Yoga / Meditation
Advanced astrophysics and brain surgery

Zodiac

Cancer

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

A New Friend

My Favourites

MovieSilent night (2012)
Actor / ActressSophia Loren, Richard Harris
BookWar and Peace\Tolstoy
AuthorTom Sharpe
BandIron Maiden
SongChild in Time\Deep Purple
PastimeFishing
DrinkWater
SportBedroom Olympics
FoodSteak, preferably still mooing
TV ShowThe Muppets
Thingbuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sex positionAll of them and then some

My Professional Life

Education:
College
Employment Status:
Homemaker
Industry:
Other
Job Role:
Other

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Plump
Body Shape:
Hourglass
Weight:
170lbs (12st 2lbs) (77.1kg)
Height:
5' 3" (160cm)
Eye Colour:
Green
Hair Colour:
White/Grey
Best Feature:
Eyes
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings:
Ears, Nose
Breasts:
Natural
Bra Cup Size:
D
Bust:
44" (112cm)
Waist:
38" (96cm)
Hips:
42" (107cm)

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Socially
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
Home body
Libido:
Rampant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
Between carriages on a train.

Self Description

What makes me happy Happy smiley people who are kind. Silly animal videos.
What makes me sad LIARS!! You know who you are and I pity you.
What makes me mad Men who beat up women. They should have their nads chopped off!
My bad habits None .... I'm Mary Poppins ..... practically perfect in every way ;)

My Final Thought

The meaning of life is...

Treat others how you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong. Treat others like shit and expect to be shit on, yourself!! email me if you want to chat Personally I just want to be loved and respected for just being me ... warts and all. softcell

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