NN moms tomorrow is our day, without you nothing would be the same! hugs to each and every one of you! congrats on having the time/courage/inclination to post. love you all!

for those who missed it esp straw
1 A WOMAN HAS 7 CHILDREN, HALF OF THEM ARE BOYS, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
A- THEY ARE ALL BOYS

2 THE WORD CANDY CAN BE SPELLED WITH JUST 2 LETTERS, HOW?
A- C AND Y

3 A MAN WAS BORN IN 1955, HE IS ALIVE AND WELL TODAY AT THE AGE OF 33,HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
A- HE WAS BORN IN HOSPITAL ROOM 1955

4 BILL BETS CRAIG $100 THAT HE CAN PREDICT THE SCORE OF THE HOCKEY GAME BEFORE IT STARTS. CRAIG AGREES BUT LOSES THE BET. WHY?
A- THE SCORE AT THE BEGINNNG OF THE GAME IS 0-0

5 WHAT IS BLACK WHEN YOU BUY IT, RED WHEN YOU USE IT AND GREY WHEN YOU THROW IT AWAY?
A- CHARCOAL

6 NAME 3 CONSECUTIVE DAYS WITHOUT USING MON, TUES, WED, THURS, FRI, SAT, SUN.
A- YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

7 WHAT IS THE GREATEST WORLWIDE USE OF COWHIDE?
A- TO COVER COWS

8 WHAT FALLS, BUT NEVER BREAKS, WHAT BREAKS BUT NEVER FALLS?
A- NIGHT AND DAY

9 MANY THINGS CAN CREATE ONE, IT CAN BE ANY SHAPE OR SIZE, IT IS CREATED FOR VARIOUS REASONS, AND CAN SHRINK OR GROW WITH TIME. WHAT IS IT?
A- A HOLE

10 YOU THROW AWAY THE OUTSIDE AND COOK THE INSIDE. THEN YOU EAT THE OUTSIDE AND THROW AWAY THE INSIDE. WHAT DID YOU EAT?
A- AN EAR OF CORN

11 I CAN RUN BUT NOT WALK. WHERE EVER I GO THOUGHT FOLLOWS CLOSE BEHIND. WHAT AM I?
A- A NOSE

12 I HAVE HOLES IN MY TOP AND BOTTOM, MY LEFT AND RIGHT, AND IN THE MIDDLE BUT STILL HOLD WATER WHAT AM I?
A- A SPONGE

confesion time in a way

im a mom of 2, the art from my eldest. im so proud of this child her latest ambition is to learn sign language...just cause. she is a cool kid. my 2nd has cerebral palsy. he is the most amazing kid, full of self confidence (i think i did good)
other than bitching about them in chat, there is no reason for this blog other than to say i love them dearly. they will never see this but it may give you a bit of insight into me.
ps i tell them i love them all the time

I havent had to take anyone anywhere. the kids are staying for lunch. after school they are going shopping then out for dinner with their grandmother. sounds wonderful doesnt it?
its not. im doing taxes! boo!

dedicated to uktvfiona who hates my bad jokes

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes
the Lone Ranger and says,

"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to
be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's
evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you,
Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo
shit. Someone has stolen tent."

i am telling myself i am going to make more time to vote and comment! its only fair, i love the feed back and damnit im going to try to make time to give more back!
p.s wish me luck, anyone want 2 kids for a month?

it went up and came down. too nervous to keep it posted.

a face pic sort of is up , it may not last...

mood *contmplative*
how did i get here?(dont have a beautiful wife so i cant ask her)
porn
an interesting journey

an email that was sent to me
Two blond guys were working for the city works department. One would
dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it --why do
you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up
again?"

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it
probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team.

But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."