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jake5270

Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol

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Thursday, May 4, 2023, 6:27:33 PM- Ahhhhhhh

Finally in the 60s, with 70s here for at least the next week.

I'm timidly pronouncing that spring has arrived.

Wednesday, May 3, 2023, 6:37:19 PM- A toast

Raise your glasses -

Friends may come and friends may go

and friends may peter out, you know;

But we'll be friends through thick or thin,

peter out or peter in.

~

Tuesday, May 2, 2023, 6:14:54 PM- A low point in my life

Gordon Lightfoot has passed at age 84.

I saw him perform in my hometown in 1980.

This song is one of my favorites:

Rest in peace, Gordon - thanks for the great music.

~

Monday, May 1, 2023, 6:22:29 PM- EW!

Petting the neighbor's dog, when it shits all over your shoes.

And not just a turd -

the diarrhea, messy kind.

Ominous sign to start May?

?

Sunday, April 30, 2023, 6:18:12 PM- Black and white

I had fish & chips for dinner last night, so of course I had a weird dream.

There were two horses, one black and one one white.

After conversations (?) with both of them, I figured out that one was evil and one was good.

Besides there being talking horses in my dream,

the twist was that the white horse was evil and the black horse was good.

Ah, how my mind conjures such vivid trips.

~

Sunday, April 30, 2023, 12:50:02 AM- Look hard enough

Sam Elliott wasn't always an old white haired cuss:

Friday, April 28, 2023, 6:34:54 PM- Hypocrite

Facebook has a section that appears no my news feed entitled

'Reels and Short Videos'.

Lately what shows up are short videos of either

big breasted asian women or

women breast feeding.

But

If I show any pictures or videos with any nudity I'm put on their 'naughty' list.

Hmmm...

~

Thursday, April 27, 2023, 6:32:27 PM- Ring-a-ding-ding

What's your ringtone on your phone?

I've been searching for one that sounds like an English tone

(that little pause between the rings)

but for now I'm using the old standard land-line ring.

The reason I'm wanting to change mine is because if I'm in a room of people my age,

it's both funny and confusing when someone receives a call -

because most other people my age use the same ringtone.

I want to be different so that I know it's my phone ringing.

~

Wednesday, April 26, 2023, 7:19:43 PM- Money, money money

If I want to be able to fly commercial in my state after May 7th, I have to have a little 'star' on my driver's license.

One has to jump through hoops to prove you're a resident of this state.

You must show the BMV:

A copy of your birth certificate ($20.00 for a copy from the Health Department).

Proof of where you live (2 copies of different bills with your address on them).

Then buy a new driver's license ($20.00).

I hope the person(s) who came up with another way to gouge us for more money at least got a raise or a bonus,

or as I refer to it - blood money.

~

Tuesday, April 25, 2023, 6:20:19 PM- Trials and tribulations of spring

Glad to see the snow go,

but

now it's allergy season.

Last night I had a sinus headache so bad I had to go to bed early.

Today

I woke up with an itchy watery eye.

The things we go through for warmer weather.

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