Always make sure to use capitals when describing things.

Otherwise,

Helping Uncle Jack off a horse

becomes

Helping uncle jack off a horse.

Two days ago it was 80 degrees and sunshine here.

Today it's 46 degrees, with blowing rain.

I get to try out my new raincoat in about an hour.

Wish me luck!

~

The last few days I've had trouble with technology.

Paying bills and even trying to answer email has been a challenge.

So until it hopefully passes, this is what I'm doing:


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My boss wanted me to sign up for a 401K.

I told him there's no way I'm running that far.

~

Beautiful day for a walk -

The sun is shining, it's 80 degrees with low humidity.

Trees are in colorful bloom.

I even saw a couple of ladies sunning in their yards.

I barely broke a sweat -

mainly from wearing a cap so my bald head wouldn't burn.

Too bad the rain will come Saturday and drop the temperature back into the 50s by Sunday.

Ya just gotta enjoy it while ya got it.

~

At the old job I recently retired from, I worked mostly alone in a huge building.

Occasionally my boss would come looking for me -

or as I put it, tried to scare the crap outta me.

Usually I could hear someone enter the building because of the quiet atmosphere.

But when I was working on something that made noise as I did it,

that's when the boss loved to walk up behind and yell my name,

so that he could laugh when I jumped.

After a while, I plotted my revenge.

The first time I crept up behind him and lightly touched the nape of his neck.

He yelled and was not happy.

I laughed.

The second time, some weeks before I retired, I got right up behind him and whispered his name in his ear.

He screamed like a little girl and it took him several minutes to get his breath back.

I laughed until tears came from my eyes.

He never tried to scare me again -

in fact, he thereafter loudly announced his presence when I was busy.

Don't mess with someone who has seen as many horror movies as I have.

I got out of bed at 5:40am and went into my bathroom,

where I heard loud music coming from downstairs somewhere.

I then woke up and realized I had to pee.

~

It's sad when you lose another friend -

not through death, but through the indifference that time apart creates.

Once you were like brothers, or lovers and you swore it would last forever,

but time has a way of blurring relationships.

When you're younger and more passionate,

you swear things will never change between you.

As the old saying goes:

'Man plans and God laughs'.

Very few last to stay close.

Time, experience and life changes often erase those ties we once held.

I understand,

but still it hurts my heart.

Life goes on.

~

Happy Easter!

I got nothin' but a beer and a shot...

and too much time on my hands.

~