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jake5270

Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol

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Thursday, February 26, 2015, 7:15:41 PM- One word to describe Thursday...

FUCK!

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Wednesday, February 25, 2015, 7:04:58 PM- Richard

A co-worker keeps talking about how much of a prick her husband Richard is.

I have an overwhelming desire to tell her to either leave the Dick in or put the Dick out.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2015, 7:32:26 PM- frustration!

Update, update, update...

so much to do, so little time!

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Monday, February 23, 2015, 7:08:49 PM- Ugh.

Monday. I had a hard time getting out of bed this morning. Was it because I have to go to work? Because it's only 8 degrees outside? Am I feeling my age, aches and all? Because I suddenly felt lonely? Useless?

I will, as the Britts say, soldier on. I'm sure I'll find something or someone to put a smile back on my face. I am now a man of simple pleasures.

There's a wide open, beautiful world out there... no need to shy away from it!

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Sunday, February 22, 2015, 7:47:53 PM- Dreams Last Night.

1. I see pirates sowing bombs into their heads. I watched Black Sails last night so I understand where that comes from... sort of.

2. I was standing in a garden with tomatoes the size of beach balls...

WTF???

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Saturday, February 21, 2015, 9:48:59 PM- Join me?

Welcome. Please stay a while.

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"Yeah. Funny Story... I was lucky enough to see Red Skelton live here in my hometown back in 1977. Great show! Red was doing his schtick where he talks while combing his hair straight back, then sneezes so that it all falls forward. While he was combing his hair back, a guy in the audience wolf-whistles at him. Without missing a beat, Red looks at the guy and says: "You better watch out buddy, or Anita Bryant will take your orange juice away from you!", then continues on combing his hair. The crowd ROARED!"- jake5270

Friday, February 20, 2015, 7:29:48 PM- HA!

My friends who live in warmer climes are always bragging in the winter. Last night it dropped to the 30's and snowed in Florida.

Ha! Ha! HA!

"Pride cometh before the fall."

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Thursday, February 19, 2015, 7:07:10 PM- Vikings!

This fascinating show is back!

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"I love this program! love love love it!"- tight_wet_lips

Wednesday, February 18, 2015, 7:09:27 PM- Beatles Break

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Tuesday, February 17, 2015, 7:01:02 PM- The late, great...

... Paul Lynde:

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