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jake5270

Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol

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Friday, January 19, 2024, 7:50:39 PM- Odd but true

I think I'm beginning to get a tan from the light bulb in my refrigerator.

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Thursday, January 18, 2024, 8:11:21 PM- What will it be?

The weather report today calls for cloudy skies,

with 2-4" of snow overnight.

Translated,

that means anywhere from a dusting to a foot.

I'm so glad I'm retired now.

Tuesday, January 16, 2024, 7:28:20 PM- A little winter ditty

Oh the weather outside can bite me,

and my car won't start to spite me,

and I can't feel any of my toes,

winter blows,

winter blows,

winter blows.

Monday, January 15, 2024, 7:15:31 PM- Monday funday

I went outside for my morning walk today.

It was two below.

I definitely wasn't in Mississippi.

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Sunday, January 14, 2024, 5:29:10 PM- Nope

The outdoor temperature was -4 degrees F when I awoke this morning,

with a windchill of -25 degrees.

Seems like a good day to veg out watching movies until time to watch pro football players earn their pay outdoors.

Last night was fun seeing a coach with icicles in his mustache.

Saturday, January 13, 2024, 6:43:58 PM- Testing, testing

Who loves you more...

your wife/girlfriend or your dog?

Try this test:

Lock them both in the trunk of your car,

then in an hour,

see which one is happy to see you when you let them out.

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Thursday, January 11, 2024, 7:17:26 PM- Insight

Drinking non alcoholic beer is like watching porn on the radio.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2024, 7:47:49 PM- When I knew for sure

I knew my marriage was over when the only sex the wife and I had was dog style -

she would roll over on her side and play dead.

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Tuesday, January 9, 2024, 7:49:05 PM- Perception is...

... when the world sees you as hamburger

and you see yourself as filet mignon.

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Monday, January 8, 2024, 8:20:07 PM- Just breathe

Another sign I'm learning to be patient:

Letting that pot, pan or dish soak overnight.

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