1. Do you make your bed every day? Yes. I was raised right.
2. What's your favorite number? 69. duh!
3. What is your dream job? Piano player in a whore house. Seriously.
4. If you could, would you go back to school? Yes. I crave knowledge.
5. Can you parallel park? Yes, it's easy.
6.Name a job you had that people would be shocked to know you had. Personal Assistant for a lingerie model.
7. Do you think aliens are real? Yes. There HAS to be more intelligent life out there.
8. Can you drive a stick shift? Yes, both on the floor and on the column.
9. What is your guilty pleasure? Foo-foo drinks with umbrellas.
10. What is your dream car? 1964 Chevy Impala Super Sport convertible.
11. Do you talk to yourself? Yes. Intelligent conversation is hard to find, sometimes.
12. Do you like doing puzzles? Yes. I do the jumble and two crosswords every day... in ink.
13. Favorite music? 1960's rock and roll.
14. Coffee or tea? Coffee six days a week, green tea on Sundays.
15. Do you hit the snooze button? No. My alarm clock is across the room so that I'll have to get up.
16. Love or money? Love. I found out years ago that money can't buy it.
17. Pets? Dogs. Nothing makes me feel better after a rough day than to come home to man's best friend.
18. First thing you remember you wanted to be growing up? A Major League baseball player.
There... happy now?