Profile of jake5270 - AmateurCool

jake5270

Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol

72 years old
Male
Joined 11 years ago
4,164 views

jake5270's Blog

Blog Viewed: 16,386 times.

⇤ First | ↤ Previous | 168 | 169 | 170 | 171 | 172 | 173 | 174 | Next ↦ | Last ⇥

Page 171 of 369

Monday, February 3, 2020, 8:13:39 PM- Tit for Tat?

I am a man of 67 years. Other than the pictures on my profile page, I don't post anything new. Why should I? Other than gaining 5 pounds, my body hasn't changed in a few years. Besides, we're not here to look at an old man, are we? I thought not.

Yes, I stroke a lot of women's egos in my comments. I'm not just here to stroke myself.

Rarely do I ever get a thank you for my efforts, but that's o.k. My ego doesn't need reassurance that I'm doing my job.

Just the delight of seeing so many beautiful women on a daily basis is payment enough.

Yes, it helps my fantasy life. Being able to still enjoy that is important at my age. I hear a lot of complaints from fellow codgers to the contrary.

As the old saying goes: Keep 'em coming and I'll keep cuming, too.

Sunday, February 2, 2020, 7:56:31 PM- No brainer

It's 57 degrees on February the second. The groundhog didn't see his shadow today, so that's supposed to mean an early spring.

The weather for the week ahead cites another day of 50's weather, then a return to the 30's by mid week.

Whatever. I'm outta here for a while!

~

Sunday, February 2, 2020, 1:05:16 AM- Humor (?)

I have been follicly challenged for many years now.

I've heard all the bald jokes and they don't bother me.

I don't try to hide my baldness with a hat. When I wear a hat, it's because it's sunny, it's raining or to keep my head warm in the winter (over 70% of the body's heat exits the body through the top of your head).

I think comb overs are stupid. I don't try to hide anything... take me as I am. A lot of women have.

If I wanted to make a lot of money off of my baldness, I'd tell people I just trimmed my hair and charge people to guess which one.

Friday, January 31, 2020, 7:06:30 PM- Thought

Realize this:

The Beatles had released 11 albums (all # 1), achieved world wide fame and left a legacy unmatched by any other band.

All of these things before they were 30.

~

Thursday, January 30, 2020, 7:57:20 PM- The answer my friend...

... is not just blowin' in the wind.

The old tongue twister goes:

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

After watching several different Geico Insurance t.v. commercials the last few days,

I'd say the answer would be "A LOT!"

Wednesday, January 29, 2020, 8:11:28 PM- How to avoid neighbors

As paranoid as people are about the Coronavirus, if you swallow something and it goes down the wrong 'pipe' (as the old saying goes), repeated and prolonged coughing will make people avoid you like, well, the plague.

It happened to me today when I swallowed a drink of coffee wrong this morning.

Tuesday, January 28, 2020, 7:26:52 PM- Not the first, but...

... hopefully the last.

Kobe Bryant dead at age 41.

Walter Payton died at age 45.

Roberto Clemente at age 38.

Just to name a few.

All great players who did as much away from sports as they did in their respective sports.

Sadly, the beat goes on.

Monday, January 27, 2020, 8:26:01 PM- Yeah

I got nothing.

~

Add / View Comments (2)Tip
Most Recent Comment:
"That's funny! Dana"- DanajustDana

Sunday, January 26, 2020, 8:32:24 PM- Yes

It's been cold enough the last few days that people are wearing two sets of pajamas to Walmart.

~

Add / View Comments (1)Tip
Most Recent Comment:
"Jake that wasn't two sets, I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt over my pyjama! Pfff..."- MitchandDaisy

Sunday, January 26, 2020, 2:47:19 AM- Oy, vey!

Overslept because the power was off (electric heat).

BOTH windshield wipers go bad at the same time.

While out running errands, stop and get two new wiper blades.

Lock myself out of my car.

Call AAA. It takes 45 minutes for help to show up. Takes TWO guys another 30 minutes to open the door.

One of the guys tells me I should get a new car.

I tell him I'm on a fixed income and can't afford one now.

He shuts up but is extra nice after that.

I miss going to the game I wanted to see because of car.

Thinking of taking a hot shower and just going to bed.

How's YOUR day been?

~

⇤ First | ↤ Previous | 168 | 169 | 170 | 171 | 172 | 173 | 174 | Next ↦ | Last ⇥

Page 171 of 369