A 47 year old woman spends thousands on a face lift.
On her way home she stops in a ladies' shoe store.
She asks the salesperson:
"How old do I look?"
The salesperson replies:
"35."
"I'm 47", she happily says and leaves the store.
She then stops in a McDonald's for lunch.
At the counter she asks the person taking her order:
"How old do you think I look?"
"I'm 47" she says happily, and leaves.
As she is walking to her car, she meets an old man.
"How old do you think I look?" she asks him.
"Well", he tells her,
"my eyesight ain't as good as it used to be,
but if you let me feel around under your skirt I can tell ya."
Befuddled, the woman looks at him.
Seeing no one else is around, she tells him it's okay.
The old man puts his hand under the woman's skirt and feels around for a few seconds.
He withdraws his hand and says: "47."
"That's amazing!" the woman says. "How could you tell?"
Smiling, the old man looks at her and says:
"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."