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jake5270

Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol

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Saturday, June 22, 2024, 6:46:48 PM- (shrugs)

What do you do when you see your elder neighbors playing in the sprinklers in 90+ degree heat in their back yard nude?

I just waved (trying not to look shocked)

and went back inside my house to my AC.

~

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Friday, June 21, 2024, 8:25:52 PM- Fun fact of the day

Babe Ruth hit 136 triples in his career (1914-1935).

Since WWII, only four players have hit more:

Stan Musial (177)
Roberto Clemente (166)
Willie Mays (140)
George Brett (137)

And you thought the Bambino only hit home runs.

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Friday, June 21, 2024, 7:11:43 PM- Fun fact of the day

Babe Ruth hit 136 triples in his career (1914-1935).

Since WWII, only four players have hit more:

Stan Musial (177)
Roberto Clemente (166)
Willie Mays (140)
George Brett (137)

And you thought the Bambino only hit home runs.

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Thursday, June 20, 2024, 6:11:49 PM- For what it's worth

Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

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Wednesday, June 19, 2024, 6:27:52 PM- Say Hey

I heard the news last night.

It was ironic I was watching his team play when I got the word.

The best all around baseball player I've ever seen is gone.

Willie Mays has passed at age 93.

R.I.P. Willie,

Thanks for the memories.

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Tuesday, June 18, 2024, 7:53:20 PM- A goal achieved

I have been asked many times what I plan to do in my retirement.

Until I decide otherwise,

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

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Monday, June 17, 2024, 6:57:31 PM- Repeat

What do you get when you play a country record backwards?

Your woman, your house, your truck and your dog.

I'm playing here all week, folks.

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Sunday, June 16, 2024, 4:50:19 PM- Seize the day

Happy Father's Day to all of you mother humpers who stayed and have taken responsibility for your actions.

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Saturday, June 15, 2024, 4:50:38 PM- Just read

I needed new tires for my car.

I got a good deal.

New tires look great. Smooth ride.

Added bonus:

Driving around with the play on words brand name:

KUMHO

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Friday, June 14, 2024, 9:06:27 PM- I'm hip

Ran into a friend, who told me he had left me numerous voice mails.

I told him that the next time he wants to contact me to leave me a text.

I haven't checked or answered a voicemail since 2005.

I may be old,

but I'm not that old.

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