Sitting out in my yard in a pair of shorts earlier today, when a little girl of about 10 tresspasses and walks by. She looked at me and said: "Ooh, gross! Put some clothes on!" I let it go.
15 minutes later, she rides a bike through my yard with another little girl on the back. As she passes by, she again tells me I'm gross and to put some clothes on.
I told her to go home and put on a mask because she's butt-ugly.
She never came back...
couldn't find a mask?
