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jake5270

Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol

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Monday, November 4, 2024, 8:09:47 PM- Seasons

All four seasons are different,

although summer warmer than others.

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Sunday, November 3, 2024, 6:09:25 PM- Wordplay

My friend in Quebec is a heavy drinker.

In fact, he drank Canada Dry.

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Saturday, November 2, 2024, 5:39:27 PM- News report

I saw where a man survived a Kodiak bear attack using a .22 pistol.

The friend he shot in the knee did not fair as well.

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Friday, November 1, 2024, 7:01:41 PM- Alternative

I don't like elevators...

and I'm taking steps to avoid them.

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"Can't think of a better way!"- TheSmittens

Thursday, October 31, 2024, 6:21:46 PM- Growing up

When I was 17, Led Zeppelin I came out.

I consumed that album.

Good Times - Bad Times and Whole Lotta Love were my two favorite songs on the album.

It took a few years before I could relate to the line:

'Shake for me girl, I wanna be your backdoor man' .

When I hear the song today I smile.

A pleasant memory of growing up.

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Wednesday, October 30, 2024, 7:11:49 PM- I wonder...

If vegetarians eat vegetables,

what do humanitarians eat?

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Tuesday, October 29, 2024, 6:44:44 PM- New sign

Put up outside my front door today:

'Broom Parking Only ~

Violators will be towed'

Maybe now they'll quit dragging them inside.

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Monday, October 28, 2024, 7:00:31 PM- Nailed it

I've come up with the best Halloween costume for me this year.

Boxer shorts and undershirt under my bathrobe,

with puffy eyes, bed hair and unshaven.

I call it the 'crazy old coot got out of bed to give you candy' look.

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Sunday, October 27, 2024, 4:45:46 PM- A little rhyme

Mary had a little lamb

and the doctor fainted.

Old MacDonald had a farm

and the doctor died.

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Saturday, October 26, 2024, 5:40:21 PM- Yakity yak

Some people should use a gluestick

instead of chapstick.

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