jake5270's blog post - Soon?

A wife has to go to Italy for a work conference.

Her husband drives her to the airport.

"Is there anything I can bring you back?" she asks him.

"An Italian girl." He replies.

When the wife returns from the conference,

the husband picks her up at the airport.

"How did the conference go?" he asks her.

"Fine.", she replied.

"Where's my gift?" the husband asks.

"What's that?" she asks him.

"An Italian girl." he says.

"Well, I did what I could." she tells him.

"We'll have to wait 9 months to see if it's a girl or not."

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