It was a gassy day, but I went to the grocery anyway.
I tried to only let them out on aisles where there weren't any other customers.
On a crowded aisle, I knew a big one was coming... couldn't help it.
I decided to let 'er rip and keep moving. Fortunately for me, it was a SBD (silent but deadly).
I briskly walked to the end of the aisle, but had to glance back.
The sight of several people almost gagging and looking at each other was priceless.
It's these little moments that keep me amused in public.
