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dirtymuk

Attractive, intelligent, sexy couple need a bi-fem playmate. Are you a lady who likes the best of both worlds?

66 years old
Female
12,725 views
Joined 20 years ago

About Me

I am:

Female

Sexual Preference:

Girls & Guys

Relationship Status:

Married (but up for it anyway)

Children:

Dependent

Location

Reading, England, United Kingdom

dirtymuk's best photos

LADYJ: Working up my juices to help it slide inside. Look at the size of this thing. Oooh! Will it fit? Keep watching for the rest of the series...

LADYJ: Now we're getting really deep inside. You can see better how thick this thing is. Thicker than any cock I've come across!

LADYJ: She has the most luxuriant, soft and straight pubes. She never shaved her pussy. I would have liked to have seen her pussy trimmed to reveal all its delights.

a couple of more recent shots of LadyJ getting her vitamins

LADYJ: That's it... can't take any more inside me. Still, pretty impressive though, and very enjoyable!

Interests

Arts / Crafts

Cars / Motorcycles

Cooking

Food / Wine

Literature / History

Motor Racing

Movies / Cinema

Museums / Galleries

Music

Nature

Shopping

Zodiac

Leo

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Anything!

Hard Core Action

A Private Photo Shoot

A New Friend

Cyber Sex w-out/cam

Group Sex

A Homosexual Encounter

A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

MovieToo many to list... Pulp Fiction, Usual Suspects,

Actor / ActressRobert De Niro / Uma Thurman

BookToo many!!!

AuthorConrad, Lawrence, Pratchett, Cruz Smith...

BandChemical Brothers, Faithless...

SongAnything by Bowie

PastimeMy family

Drinka fine wine, a real ale or a sexy cocktail

SportJello wrestling

FoodGourmet or simple

TV ShowWest Wing

ThingMy thingy!!!

Sex positionInside somewhere wet and warm

My Professional Life

Education:

College

Employment Status:

Full Time

Industry:

Executive / Management

Job Role:

Business Owner

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:

Caucasian (White)

Body Type:

Athletic

Body Shape:

Upsidedown pear

Weight:

140lbs (9st 14lbs) (63.5kg)

Height:

5' 9" (175cm)

Eye Colour:

Brown

Hair Colour:

Light Brown

Best Feature:

Breasts

Pubic Hair:

Trimmed

Tatoos:

None

Piercings:

Ears

Breasts:

Natural

Bra Cup Size:

DD

Bust:

38" (96cm)

Waist:

Hips:

Lifestyle

Smoking:

No

Drinking:

Daily

Food Preference:

Non-vegetarian

Religion:

Christian - Other

Sense of Humour:

Clever / Quick Witted

Social Behaviour:

Meet people easily

Personality:

Flirter

Libido:

High

Kinkiest place I've had sex:

On a train in Crewe railway station

Self Description

What makes me happy My family

What makes me sad Suffering

What makes me mad Intolerance

My bad habits Wanting to control things

My Final Thought

The meaning of life is...

this is not a rehearsal - don't waste it! dirtymuk

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