Don't ever take me seriously, I have a dark dry sense of Humour But if we play its another world entirely. I'm a really relaxed and easy going guy, I've seen too much crap in my life to not appreciate what i have now and the people I call friends. Oh and about being Married? She's been ill a long time, Love her to bits but intimacy is impossible and the entire time I've been here is with her blessing sooooo No judgement eh?
- 58 years old
- Male
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- Joined 19 years ago
About Me
I am:
Male
Location:
Gippsland, Victoria, AustraliaSexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
A girl
Marital Status:
Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:
Dependent
Interests
Boxing / Wrestling
Cars / Motorcycles
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Food / Wine
Hiking / Camping
Motor Racing
Movies / Cinema
Nature
Volunteer / Charity
Water Sports
BDSM
30 years in specialities such as Bare hand spanking and Light bondage as well as role play all SSC.
Will quote Python with little encouragement.
Zodiac
Aquarius
Spoken Languages
ENEnglish
Up for...
Anything!
Casual Chat Room Talk
Hard Core Action
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w-out/cam
Group Sex
Erotic Story Telling
A Fuck Buddy
My Favourites
AuthorPratchet, King, etc
DrinkTurkey & Cola
SportRally
FoodItalian
My Professional Life
Education:College
Employment Status:Self Employed
Industry:Other
Job Role:Other
My Appearance
Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Plump
Body Shape:
Pear
Weight:
216lbs (15st 6lbs) (98kg)
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
White/Grey
Best Feature:
Eyes
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
7.3" (18.5cm)
Penis Girth:
3.1" (8cm)
Circumcised:
No
Lifestyle
Smoking:
Daily
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:
Obscure / Dark
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
Flirter
Libido:
Average
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
Roadside rest/Picnic area, Tail gate of my Wagon.
Self Description
What makes me happy
Receiving oral sex
What makes me sad
not receiving oral sex
What makes me mad
Being interrupted whilst receiving oral sex
My bad habits
Being obsessed with Oral Sex
My Final Thought
If I could change one thing about humanity...
More Spanking! Sir_Pumpy
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