Welcome to Saturn, a place of nonjudgmental acceptance of all. There is no kink shaming, body shaming, racism or homophobia here. All are treated with the respect they deserve, until said respect is lost. If you think I'm being disrespectful in status, your probably not understanding that I'm only joking around. I do that. Even, and especially, in regard to myself. So don't worry if I say something self deprecating. It's either a joke or just me being bluntly honest. Me? I'm nothing special, a very average guy with well below average looks. (Think Rocky Dennis mixed with Sloth from The Goonies). Women avoid me like the plague. Some say it's not because of my looks, but what do they know? They've never seen the train wreck that is my face, only the pics of my body that a few people have given a like, telling me all I need to know about what people think of that. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

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