OldTroubador
Gift Premium220 pounds of sexual dynamite (I've gained some weight)...................still with only a three inch fuse. :P
- 62 years old
- Male
- Joined 11 years ago
- 6,485 views
About Me
I am:
Male
Location:
Wherever the next truckstop is, Texas, United StatesSexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Separated
Children:
Dependent
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Interests
None specified
Zodiac
None specified
Spoken Languages
None specified
Up for...
None specified
My Favourites
MovieA Christmas Carol. Scrooged. The Grinch Who Stol
Actor / ActressAlastair Sim (played Scrooge)
BookRoly Poly Coloring Book
AuthorDr Seuss
BandI've been banned from several bars
PastimeMaking up silly things to write here
DrinkPan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
FoodBreakfast, lunch, supper
ThingMy ding-a-ling
Sex positionDefensive lineman
My Professional Life
Education:
Employment Status:Full Time
Industry:Transport
Job Role:Other
My Appearance
Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Zipper
Weight:
545lbs (38st 13lbs) (247.2kg)
Height:
7' 4" (224cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
White/Grey
Best Feature:
Ears
Pubic Hair:
Shaven
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
Clit, Pussy
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
Lifestyle
Smoking:
Daily
Drinking:
No
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:
None
Social Behaviour:
Shy
Personality:
Promiscuous
Libido:
Non Existant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
Swinging from a chandelier at the Biltmore Estate
Self Description
What makes me happy
Bah Humbug
What makes me sad
N/A
What makes me mad
Holidays
My bad habits
Making sculptures out of the gunk I scrape from under my toenails
My Final Thought
If you pay me enough...
I will be a millionaire. Final thought? That saddens me that I won't have any more after this. OldTroubador
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