McPhallus

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Humorous, diverse, thoughtful, horny, passionate, imaginative. As a couple with Bi Wife looking for bi female or couple. Solo on one, or MFM. Will blocking users who have no profile description and others who share no personal photos. If you want to look and comment, please share something of yourself. Creepy when you don't. If you have only name, age, and sex, if you've only put in the minimal effort, you'll be blocked. 🚫

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  • 65 years old
  • Couple
  • Joined 9 years ago
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About Me

I am:
Couple
Location:
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
A bi girl
Marital Status:
Married
Children:
None

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Interests

Arts / Crafts
Athletics
Baseball / Softball
Cars / Motorcycles
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Cycling
Food / Wine
Football / Soccer / Rugby
Gym / Aerobics
Hiking / Camping
Literature / History
Movies / Cinema
Museums / Galleries
Music
Nature
Politics
Volunteer / Charity
Yoga / Meditation
Photography
Drumming
Cycling
Fucking

Zodiac

Libra

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Casual Chat Room Talk
An Affair
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w-out/cam
Cyber Sex w/cam
Group Sex
Erotic Story Telling
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

MovieSo many. "Mystery Train", "Clerks" "Dr Zhivago"
Actor / ActressHelena Bonham Carter, Bernadette Peters,
AuthorVonnegut, Tom Clancy and others
BandMost all, symphonic, rock, rap, jazz, pop.
PastimeSex, bicycling, drumming.
DrinkWater, Juice, Guinness, Scotch.
SportCycling ????? NCAA Football, Baseball, Olympics
FoodPasta and...
TV ShowYouTube, streaming.
Sex positionAll

My Professional Life

Education:
College
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Computer related / Hardware
Job Role:
Technical

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Athletic
Body Shape:
Weight:
175lbs (12st 7lbs) (79.4kg)
Height:
6' 2" (188cm)
Eye Colour:
Green
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Best Feature:
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
8" (20.3cm)
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
Yes
Breasts:
Natural
Bra Cup Size:
D
Bust:
34" (86cm)
Waist:
Hips:

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:
Dry / Sarcastic
Social Behaviour:
Shy
Personality:
Home body
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
With a smallgroup of people watching. In between a row of hanging dry cleaning, back against glass window, in view of the rest of the store / laundromat.

Self Description

What makes me happy Intimacy
What makes me sad N/A
What makes me mad Evil
My bad habits Procrastination, too many dick pics.

My Final Thought

The meaning of life is...

moving water from one place to another. McPhallus

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