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The Pope and Curt Cobain were in the Heavenly Bar last night having a drink and.....

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The pope said, "You smell like teen spirit, my child." Kurt turned to him and said, "I hope I'm not reborn, but nevermind."

The pope looked perplexed. So, he turned to Kurt and ...

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"... I'm only her just to,.... wet my beak!"

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and....


the man who sold the world walked back along the bar and sat down on the other side of the Pope.

He said "Polly wants a cracker."




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And the Pope said.....
Only if they are communion crackers, no saltines for me....they ........

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are not on my diet! This beer is not on it either, but the good Lord will forgive me this one transgression. It has been a long road to get here and I deserve this beer! Hey Kurt...is that Johnny Carson over there drinking with Ronald Reagan?

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No it isn't
That is Howdy Doody and his Trans-Sexual girlfriend....they met while he (she) had his hand up Howdys ass during his pupper days....now they

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....just get drunk alot and throw peanuts at dead religious icons and their drinking pals. Howdy Doody threw one too many and the Pope got up and shoved his beer bottle up Howdy's ass. Then the Pope sat back down and pulled out his cell phone to call John Wayne. Howdy just sat there for a minute with a look of both amazement and odd pleasure on his face. Then he turned to his Tranny friend and said...

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"You know, that bottle up my ass feels really good!"
The pope could be heard on his cell phone telling John Wayne, "I want achovies on that pizza" Then he turned back to Howdy Doodie and said....

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Tell Elvis
That we are ordering pizza and if he wants in on it he will have to cough up some money..(not a lung) Also tell Elvis we arent putting any damn bacon or bananas on it either. Elvis turns to Howdy Doody and says "I'm all shook up" After the pizza was done....Elvis....

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Elvis...
extracted the beer bottle from Howdy's ass, took a swig and said...

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"Man, this tastes like SHIT!"
The pope turned to Elvis and said, "If John Wayne sees you do that, he will...."

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lick Howdy's bottle fucked ass, then give you a big french kiss down your throat and then

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And then
reached for the last piece of pizza,carefully closing the eyes of the anchovies and then...

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finished the pizza and said, "Man, this is Heaven!" Then he turned to the bartender and ordered another beer. Just then Walter Brennon limped into the saloon, looked at the empty pizza box, then at Howdie, then at the bottle that had been shoved up Howdies ass and said.........

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and then
Walter asked Howdy Doody if he knew what time it was? Howdy could feel,it was his time,Howdy doody time. He watched Walter lick the baked anchovie off the pizza box and discard it. He took the shitty bottle and limped over to Howdy and said you wont need this anymore. He handed it over to Elvis to get his last licks in before throwing it away.Howdy knew what was now in store for him. He could see Walters wooden leg throb as he told Howdy to prepare himself. He recognized that Walters "woody" was from the same tree that he was carved from,feeling a closeness,he got hotter and hotter but he wondered if it would be considered xxxxxx and then

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The DeLorean hit 88 mph and Marty n Doc found themselves in the year 2020 (31st of August to be exact) Doc looked at Marty and said "Great Covid"! Marty looked back at Doc....

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Skeleton walks into The Doctors Surgery and The Doc say's...

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Delorean's are extinct, maybe you too...

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Skeleton says to Doc," But Please ..I ain't got no.....
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"Quick Marty! Do a smelly fart. It's the Lybian's!!"

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Doc grabs his mask...

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But Doc refuses task...

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theroyalcouple said: The DeLorean hit 88 mph and Marty n Doc found themselves in the year 2020 (31st of August to be exact) Doc looked at Marty and said "Great Covid"! Marty looked back at Doc....

Hey, Doc, the pope has a crucifix around his neck, go lick it have then shove it up my ass.

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"OK Mary" Doc said, "But I'd rather roll the crucifix around my mouth and stick other unusual objects up your tight virgin arse" Marty smiled and ...

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Smiled, ran to the DeLorean and headed for the year. ...

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2021 where Jennifer and The Aliens could anal probe him. But when he got there....

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He soon learned there was a Covid lockdown, so he was xxxxxxxxxx to

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Go insane, where he stabbed the aliens.

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Then realizing the knife was just a rubber prop, he turned around and headed back to the bar where he

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