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Blackheath

One sentence story.

6-Jun-19 03:03

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When finished I'll send this to Tim Burton and he can make something out of it, I dunno we'll all be rich or something?

Here goes:

I woke up to the sound of morning birdsong, I threw off the duvet and in the morning light, I looked down to see...

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miss_molly

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6-Jun-19 09:43

During the night someone had painted my toenails, bright orange I mean of all the colors orange.

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Blackheath

6-Jun-19 14:29

They even waxed my legs, now they felt as smooth as velvet.

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miss_molly

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6-Jun-19 20:46

As I was admiring the feel of my mysteriously smooth legs I heard someone approach, heavy steps stopping just outside of my door.

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Blackheath

6-Jun-19 20:50

As I was completely naked I had to find something to wear, I searched around frantically.

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miss_molly

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6-Jun-19 20:57

I had missed laundry day...twice...but at last I found sarong that had been laying around since summer, I wrapped it around myself and waited

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lip2lip

6-Jun-19 22:13

miss_molly said: I had missed laundry day...twice...but at last I found sarong that had been laying around since summer, I wrapped it around myself and waited

i was just gazing at the creases in the sarong, and thought damn that looks like a tea towel.

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Blackheath

6-Jun-19 22:16

Said the small hairy man at the door.

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miss_molly

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6-Jun-19 22:27

That hair looks glued on I thought instantly realizing that this man was the mysterious waxer

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Blackheath

6-Jun-19 22:34

He winked at me and asked if he could come in.

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miss_molly

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6-Jun-19 23:07

I considered saying no and slamming the door but I had questions

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Blackheath

7-Jun-19 00:19

"How exactly did you shave me while I was asleep without waking me?"

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7-Jun-19 01:03

He wiggled his Stubby hairy fingers at me, I noted how long the hair was........NO!! I opened the sarong looked down......

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8-Jun-19 10:09

And noticed my vagina had turned into a (gasp) penis!!

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miss_molly

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9-Jun-19 12:06

Instantly I grasped it I had wanted to try this for a long time

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9-Jun-19 13:57

As I grasped it, it grew to enormous proportions

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miss_molly

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10-Jun-19 02:17

I started taking pictures of it with my phone, every possible angle to post on NN

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Blackheath

10-Jun-19 12:05

I went into a frenzy, posting 75 images one after the other of what was, in honesty the same image.

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10-Jun-19 15:38

But it was fantastic! Women of all ages were going to leave me comments - But then....

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Blackheath

11-Jun-19 03:57

...I noticed a rather strange figure in the background of all of my images.

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11-Jun-19 05:21

I struggled to make out who it could be; was it male or female?

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11-Jun-19 16:56

The shadows were too indistinct to make certain, so I took a few steps closer

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12-Jun-19 04:55

That's right; I took a few steps closer to the shadowy figure in the photos, as if it made any difference...

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sophia519

12-Jun-19 13:27

I decided to just look and leave no comments because I cant text with one hand as you can tell from my profile

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12-Jun-19 15:19

Meanwhile, I studied the photos hard, just who was this person in the background?

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Blackheath

12-Jun-19 15:24

They looked familar, at first I couldn't make them out but then the shock set in as I discovered it was...

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12-Jun-19 15:27

.. Mom??

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13-Jun-19 00:44

I never knew she was into that sort of thing !

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sophia519

13-Jun-19 20:16

she tried to tell me.why didnt I listen

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13-Jun-19 20:29

I didn't listen because I was young and naive, besides my mum was a total..

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Blackheath

13-Jun-19 20:59

...Werewolf, and one moment she was in the supermarket squeezing the avocados for ripeness and the next howling at the moon on all fours.

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