thanks for the cool opportunity to enter your contest...and win.....im so excited about the possibilities that this fame might have for me.....my futures at the bathroom door now.
i realise life is tough....so when the going gets rough....i smoke a bowl...log on to nn...and suddenly...feel much better.
i may not have a future......but you've given me a past...
....and i'll be forever grateful.....yep....
we're all in this together somewhere....
so i thank you all.....(waves hand)
i raise my bong and i tip my hat to all the wonderful men with their happy wieners.....all erect.....and to all the girls on the edge of illumination....who come here daily to keep the men sane......your site helps us all to forget about the grotesque and miserable things we all must go through....just to get a glimpse under the doors and to see all there is to see.......that for a little bit of time spent here....the clock on the wall...says no time at all....and the sun shines....and everything that hurts....is put on hold.
and most of all....to you..mr. nn.
for your site
is a recipe
for therapy
a masterpiece
hall of fame.
and there's no greater honor
i have ever received.
i'll include it on my resume.
its like having a degree.....sorta
as i count my virtues....and goals
like steps
towards a lofty benchmark.
lets see...?
-lisa loves sperm-
nn cum ludda....valedictorian....slut.